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This doesn't look good, Parker. ...
Mossad Code Name: Mashugana Prime

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@NaomiLitvin Ahhh...I misunderstood you. Yes I knew about that

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@NaomiLitvin This is the first I heard of the MorEdge guy purchasing LF's account. Would you have a link or something I could look at that mentions this?

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@NaomiLitvin LF you mean? Well Im skeptical of everything & everyone on the internet but she seems(??) to have been an actual artist who designed banners for music festivals. Her name was supposed to be Leah Bat something. You can search here and find it
Was she real,did she actually die..🤔

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@israelnews770 It’s also, if not more, the Chinese

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@imshin It’s curious that a gasoline leak would create a fire in the front and back seats but not in the engine compartment 🤔

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@NaomiLitvin @MOSSADil @MorEdge_Insight Exactly right. This is why I ended up blocking MOSSADil and even Liquidfarie (may she rest in peace) and I had a falling out over the CHERYLWROTE account.

These scammers are insidious

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@MuseumCommodore I'm old enough to have programmed in FOCAL on an original PDP8/S

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@alaafromgaza92 I wonder why Egypt won't let the Arabs living in Gaza back into their country? 🤔
https://t.co/yCTFIOPfOv

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@Honeybadgermom Maybe you should sleep somewhere safe tonight? Like, maybe ….. the back room.

”AAhhhhhhh!! 🙀🫣”

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@macabeusen23 @spencerpratt Yeah… I too know of an anon fisherman also from 400 years ago whose opinion directly contradicted that of your 400 yr old fisherman.

Idiot.

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@israelnews770 I think Archie Bunker said it best….
https://t.co/q78nbfEV1K

[Dov Lipman @DovLipman]

ARCHIE BUNKER WARNS ISRAEL’S ENEMIES…

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@shimiMacGhille @HeidiBachram @AuditingBritain It’s not just an Isis thing. I am suggesting that they may be in favor of Muslim supremacy and/or terrorism. I say *may* mind you but I find it curious that they make that odd gesture which is well known among Muslims and used widely among Muslim extremists/terrorists

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@shimiMacGhille @HeidiBachram @AuditingBritain https://t.co/PDvsVwLQbc

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@imshin Oh pooh 😞 you lose your previous followers and your undoubtedly great posts there. I try to avoid any Meta products myself for so many reasons….this among them

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@dg_sailingfan @israelnews770 Almost all their launchers are on truck beds these days. I think Israel took out the hardened launchers last summer

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@Honeybadgermom You’re not going to like it CK
https://t.co/NqWnxDi3Wt

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Cookie Monster movie review: The Odyssey (2026)

Everybody highly recommend, so Monster go see movie at IMAX but honestly not sure what all de hype about. For $40 bucks, me sit on lazy-boy in basement dat smell like socks. Finally, guy who take my money at de door introduce himself. “Hi. I Max,”he say.

“Me Cookie Monster,”I say.

Max tell me dat if me use bathroom, have to leave 50 cents on sink. Number two = 25 cents extra. Also, if his parents come home early, Monster have to leave through basement window.

Wit pleasantries out of de way and empty Big Gulp on hand for emergency evakuation (Monster save up to 75 cents, depending on how popcorn settle!), me sit back to watch de film Rotten Tomato critics apparently love more den deir own children.

Movie begin wit Homer’s most beloved charakter, Sinon, running to meet Trojan soldiers. What? You not remember beloved Sinon from Homer’s Odyssey? Haha! Of course not. Because Sinon not a character from Homer’s Odyssey. He be character from Virgil’s Aenus. Christopher Nolan test your knowledge of original text wit classic crossover - and you fail, audience! Also, starting movie wit non-Homer element be way for Nolan to let audience know dis aint your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather’s Odyssey!

So before getting kilt, Sinon tell Trojans dat giant horse washed up on shore of beach be a gift from de Greeks. But you know what dey say. "Beware Greeks bearing gifts?" No, not dat one. "Don’t look a gift horse in de mouth?" Yep, dat’s de one. Don’t look a gift hose in de mouth. Becuz if they did, they would see horse be filled wit Greek soldiers and ruin surpize.

Instead, Trojans don’t look gift horse in de mouth and drag it back home Which beg question: Why Greeks dropped horse off on beach where water seep in, forcing dem to breathe out of straws and drowning some soldiers? Why not drop it off further away from beach on dry land? Want to know why? Becuz - SHUT UP, HATER! DIS MOVIE NOT MADE FOR YOU! LET PEOPLE ENJOY TINGS DAT NOT MAKE SENSE! STOP GATEKEEPING!

Next, we go to palace in Ithaca overrun by suitors chowing down like Grover's family at Golden Corral. Suitors want to get wit Queen Penelope. Her hubby, Odysseus, been gone for years but his son, Telemachus the Bland really be missing his daddy. He be like: “Yo dude, my paw-paw comin’ back to de crib!” But suitors not believe him.

Next we treated to flashback scene where blind John Lezoomooogoo throw puppies off a cliff.

Back to suitors eating and Telemachus the Bland pining over his daddy. At dis point, cutaways and flashbacks feel so disjointed Monster wonder if Nolan should have spent de extra money and hired an editor. But maybe blew it all on Legoozoomaanoo. So Telemachus the Bland decide to go off and find his Pop-Pops. Where he be?

Turn out Odysseus be hanging wit de beautiful Calypso who be erasing his memories by feeding him lotus flowers (instead of straight bourbon which Oscar de Grouch prefer). Yes, Odysseus eat flowers and forget. Sort of. Becuz Odysseus have convenient plot amnesia dat allow him to remember just enuf to forward de plot when necessary.

Odysseus flashback to Trojans erecting gift horse statue in city. Which beg question: Why Greeks designed stealth horse standing on back legs so dat Greeks inside all have to stand on each others heads? Why not design horse standing flat or lying down so at least Greeks inside can sit or stand comfortably? Want to know why? Becuz - SHUT UP, HATER! DIS MOVIE NOT MADE FOR YOU! LET PEOPLE ENJOY TINGS DAT NOT MAKE SENSE! STOP GATEKEEPING!

We flashback to how Odysseus and his fellow Greeks set sail. Dey stumble into cave of cyclops who snack on a couple of dem, so dey blind Cyklops and sneak out of cave. Odysseus, for some reason, fire arrow at Cyklops, pissing it off. Den it’s RUN! RUN! BACK TO DE SHIPS BEFORE DE CYKLOPS GET US!!!

Odysseus and his fellow Greeks explore another land and get attacked by giants! Den it’s RUN! RUN! BACK TO DE SHIPS BEFORE DE GIANTS GET US!!!

Odysseus and his men contact de dead who do nothing but complain. Den it’s RUN! RUN! BACK TO DE SHIPS BEFORE DE GREEK ZOMBIES GET US!!!

At some point, dey turned into pigs but it all fixed wit an apology and just a terrible misunderstanding

More flashbacks. Vortex! Rock snakes! Forbidden BBQ! At one point, Odysseus lash himself to ship’s mast so he can endure song of Sirens without succumbing to existential breakdown - which, coincidentally, be how Big Bird got through dis movie.

And Odysseus finally remember his beloved Penelope in time for third act of movie! Guilt-ridden and broody, like Batman or Oppenheimer transplanted into Homer’s The Odyssey, he build raft and head out to sea.

He return to Ithaca where he meet up wit John Lezgoomono who be burning his doggies after dey all got kilt. Odysseus get revenge on dog killers and reunited wit wishy-washy son who, you can tell, Odysseus feel easily de most disappointing delivery since Apple Vision Pro.

Movie amazingly able to squeeze in one more dog death as Odysseus return home in time for his old doggy to die. Burdened wit de memories of all de people he killed in Troy and feeling absolutely terrible about it, Odysseus proceed to slaughter a roomful of unarmed suitors. And, in de end, we all learn some very valuable lessons like war be bad, and Zeus's Law: "Always be a good host!”.

While we on the subject, other valuable lessons inklude:

Icarus's Law: "Reach for de sky!"

Sisyphus's Law: "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again!"

Achilles' Law: "Put your best foot forward!"

Pandora's Law: "It's what's inside dat counts!”

Agamemnon's Law: "Dere's no place like home!"

And Poseidon's Law: "Wait 30 minutes after you eat before going for a swim!"

Verdikt: Dis movie a magnificent moussaka wit zucchini instead of eggplant, no lamb, and topped wit American cheese. If you enjoy grand spectakle, flat characters, dogs dying, and sitting for tree hours (but Calypso lotus eating scenes make it feel like six) den dis de movie for you! If not, den - SHUT UP, HATER! DIS MOVIE NOT MADE FOR YOU! LET PEOPLE ENJOY TINGS DAT NOT MAKE SENSE! STOP GATEKEEPING!

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@israelnews770 Welcome to American culture, Bitches
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User @bitchuneedsoap follows the multi-million dollar money trail for Communist Chinese operative Neville Roy Singleton when the NYT can’t (or won’t )

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In 2017, Neville Roy Singham sold his tech company ThoughtWorks for $785 million.

Within months, he BUILT an entire CCP-Linked protest infrastructure using his own employees as staff.

Here's the money trail:

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@hwinkler4real I was 13 years old & glued to the TV as I was for every mission since Gemini wanting to be an astronaut so bad. I got a pilot‘s license 4 yrs later and later a flight instructor
It was a better time,a happier time when the world rallied around us & all things seemed possible