Ladyrosary

[Alvin Foo @alvinfoo]

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

And God saw it was good.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"

And God, again saw it was good.

On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed it was good.

On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.

For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family.
For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.

And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained 😁

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[Ladyrosary @Ladyrosary60]

@DerrickEvans4WV Eliminate 90% of the administration.

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@toxiccowboy1 These are my people!

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@elonmuskTN #5

[Ladyrosary @Ladyrosary60]

@jchilders98 My husband and I have been unable to read your posts for the last few days. The website comes up as "not secure" so we've been reading the email version. Now my husband cannot share the email with me. Both Outlook and Gmail are rejecting it as spam. Any ideas?

[Maddie Evans @EstieMaddie]

“You sound WHITE” 😳

HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS!!!

This woman deserves a GOLD MEDAL….with HONORS!

[Merica 🦋💞 @Merica197138]

This pharmacist turned comedian is hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

Anybody who has ever worked retail will get this! 💯🤣

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Try not to laugh.. 😂

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

Well said. Exactly what I think.

Credit to Denise Cattoni (via Fb) for summing it up quite nicely.

To all the "Hands Off" Protesters (Democrats):

We are currently at a critical juncture with a national debt of $36.5 trillion, increasing by $2 trillion each year. This is a critical issue, and most experts are warning us that we have relatively few years left to take decisive action before America faces a financial crisis that would have catastrophic consequences for this country and the world.

Amid all your protests, the burning of Teslas, and your petulant vitriol, one crucial element is glaringly missing: any plan to cut government spending. Instead, your goal appears to be to spend even more.

We finally have leaders in President Trump and Elon Musk who are courageous enough to finally focus on sustainable spending practices that are critical to avoid risking our economic future. Time is of the essence—instead of being in the way, let’s act together before it’s too late.

If not...

HANDS OFF - my tax dollars, which were not intended for your pet projects and the corrupt, virtue-signaling Socialists who spew the garbage you all take as gospel. It’s not a slush fund and a money laundering operation through left-wing NGO's to make politicians rich.

HANDS OFF - my child at school. Teach them the basics of reading, writing, and arithmetic. They are not there to be indoctrinated into your Marxist ideologies.

HANDS OFF - trying to force American women and girls to compete against biological men and then adding insult to injury, forcing them to change and shower in front of them. Stop forcing your fu@ked up theories on the rest of us.

HANDS OFF - all the property you destroy in the name of whatever cause you’re supporting that given week. Other people’s vehicles are not yours to destroy. Neither are statues or all the other s#it you light on fire.

HANDS OFF - our college campuses. Decent kids are there to learn. Free speech is protected. Violence, intimidation, and taking over buildings are not. By the way, if your cause is so just, take off the masks and show yourself. Cowards one and all.

HANDS OFF - our president, who was duly elected to clean up the mess y’all created. We sat by and watched as you supported a puppet who was practically dead. It damn near destroyed the nation. Financially, from a security standpoint, and morally.

HANDS OFF - to all the federal district judges. Your power does not supersede the executive branch. And, stop using Lawfare by going after your political opponents.

HANDS OFF - our ICE Agents, who are taking violent gang bangers out of our country and forcing people who want to come here to do so legally. It should be the only way. Period. End of story.

HANDS OFF - our Free Speech rights. For years, you have used the process of cancelling people who simply wanted to express their own ideas. In your world, you think free speech can only be allowed if it agrees with your screwed up ideologies.

HANDS OFF - the American family. You have done everything possible to destabilize the concept of families because you believe that our ultimate allegiance should be to the government.

HANDS OFF - from imposing your Marxist views of Critical Race Theory (CRT) and the methods you’ve used to implement them through Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI). Most Americans are compassionate individuals who believe in judging people based on their character rather than the color of their skin.

These principles are what the vast majority of Americans voted for.

You don’t like it, be like that slob Rosie O'Donnell and move to Europe, which is being taken over by radical Islam.

So, to borrow your stupid little slogan…. Hands Off...

Love,

MAGA Country.

[Ladyrosary @Ladyrosary60]

@ChrisMartzWX I met Lem Barney when I was a child. I met Barry Sanders in the late 90's. Scatman Crothers and Soupy Sales (again, when I was a child) and Marie Osmond

[Ladyrosary @Ladyrosary60]

@realdogeusa I am an Office Support Specialist (remote) for a group of franchise owners

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@musk_news13 I have about 100 (and yes, I am keeping them)

[Ladyrosary @Ladyrosary60]

@realdogeusa Her and every other elected official should be audited, BOTH sides!

[🇺🇸𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓭🇺🇸𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓷🇺🇸 @Texas_jeep__guy]

Who else agrees?

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

“What is school for?

This is so good, the whole World is realising that school systems are designed not to create critical thinkers, or provide necessary life schools - but to produce a conveyor belt of obedient barely function subservient sheep.

[Ladyrosary @Ladyrosary60]

@TheOnlyEsta Is this a joke?

[John Stossel @JohnStossel]

Government spent BILLIONS on high-speed rail.

After 15 years there’s not a single operational high-speed train funded by that.

The only high-speed thing government does with your money is waste it:

[Ladyrosary @Ladyrosary60]

@FenixAmmunition Happy Thanksgiving!!

[Ladyrosary @Ladyrosary60]

@BasedMikeLee Only if we stay on Daylight Savings time!

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@I_Am_Gatorboy45 I have over 50 of them! I've been collecting them for years.