Ayo🍀

I exist in the gray areas 🌓

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Twitter is basically talking to yourself in public and occasionally someone nods.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

If you still dey think say girl wey sleep with you dey do you favour, my brother you be mumu

[Adeshola🐍 @Ade_west07]

When your aura is too high they team up to hate on you.

[Snr 🧸🇵🇹 @vinicius_snrr]

Had no idea coca-cola and chicken would look this good

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

“I can't marry a Nigerian. The last Nigerian I dated was already asking me when he could meet my dad. I don’t even think they actually like me.”

— DJ Cuppy, Femi Otedola’s daughter.

[Wayward🧸 @Hustleorbeg7]

Dating a financially stable girlfriend is a blessing bruh...avoid broke girls.

[First Doctor @FirstDoctor]

After having sex,

1. Pee
2. Wash up
3. Drink water
4. Cuddle

In that order.

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

Dear Tinubu & his online supporters,

The Usa - Iran war has ended.

Price of crude is down.

The war is over.

Strait of Hormuz is open.

When will petrol price go back to N500/litre?

[Tim Denning @Tim_Denning]

Obsess. For f*ck sakes. You only get one life. Don’t screw it up by being normal. Go all in. Act like a psycho. Let people call you insane. Please. I beg you. Obsession is the path.

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Repost if this prayer resonates with you

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Testimony thread loading… 👀

Has prayer ever come through for you? Share your experience 👇

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Why didn't the alarm go off...
Me:

[Pan 🥖 パン @panthebred]

would this actually work?

[99 Majik @99Majik]

The world is evil. Don’t ever put your guard down my brother

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Elon Musk's net worth rises by $165 billion today, more than Bill Gates' entire net worth.

Elon is now worth $1.3 trillion.

[99 Majik @99Majik]

A smart man would never treat a submissive woman bad

[Babalola Esq.⚖️ @Owiggy_]

That machine wey dem dey use count money for bank, watin some of una dey use am do for house?😦

[Teacher @Teacherrr0]

Magic solar mosquito Lamp😍

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

If you owe me money, everything you post better be about struggling bro

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

The price of Tomato 🍅 will crash in October.

~ Farmers assure Nigerians