Mike Lafortune

2018 Dad of the Year in my household, Husband, Sports Fan, etc

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@loosewendy It looks like you’re sautéing a turtle 😂

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@LouMerloni Wonder if the Sox will be interested and in the mix until the very end….🙄

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@loosewendy Weird that I assumed this was a weird way of saying Jersey Shore is making a return?

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@loosewendy Sandy the Penny Pony sounds like a name that came out of the brainstorming session for the creation of your @fbhwshow given name 😂

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@HeidiWatney If you can, get a hold of it and use a paper clip to reset it back to factory settings.

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@loosewendy Oh I’m all in on that one.

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@loosewendy Also. What are adventurefulls?? That a caramel situation??

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@loosewendy

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@loosewendy Wanna get some more energy out and pack some up and ship it to Maine? You know. To get the neevous energy out ha

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@Brodiesmith21 Worst sound in the world? Not quite. Hearing the Dr come in and say “ok let’s get started with your prostate exam” after the “Dr” already came in for the procedure 10 minutes earlier.

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@KeithCarson

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@loosewendy I live by the ole “it’ll burn off the dust, it only stinks the first time you turn them on” mantra.

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@loosewendy I forgot to set my alarm and got the kids ready in a panic this morning to catch the bus. Feel free to call me when you wake up in your panic to get me going so I avoid said panic. Don’t let your panic go to waste.

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@tylermilliken_

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@SavageSports_ I went to multiple from Maine!

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@NESN @RedSox Managment being “linked” to every body

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@SavageSports_

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@loosewendy Sounds like someone who works in marketing for satanic worship and child sex trafficking.

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@loosewendy No clue. But you get bet it brings that shit to another level.

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@loosewendy I also like the “if you want section” if you wanna get a little wild add some minced onion