Lagarius Slime

I chase the milk

[Lagarius Slime @LagariusSl92577]

Hot receptionist can be the highlight of my day. Especially when Lagarius is not wheelin and dealin

[Lagarius Slime @LagariusSl92577]

Ripping this before drinking a dozen beers with the boys tonight (bad as I used to be) referring to my college days. Specifically junior year. Easily the best year of college for dudes.

[Lagarius Slime @LagariusSl92577]

Top 3 feeling as a young man. Showing up to doctors/dentist and having all female staff then having them all immediately start flirting with you. Have a feeling my dentist definitely just made a hipaa violation but I’m here for it.

[Lagarius Slime @LagariusSl92577]

@DevinBushsACL Wait jelly

[Lagarius Slime @LagariusSl92577]

Damn so he wasn’t acting in the entourage movie.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

"I've Been Kidnapped By a F–king Nazi", Haley Joel Osment Arrested For Public Intoxication & Cocaine Possession After Attempting to Board a Ski Lift With His Helmet on Backwards and No Skis https://t.co/MIsd5yidsb

[Lagarius Slime @LagariusSl92577]

@DevinBushsACL Good man

[Lagarius Slime @LagariusSl92577]

Ex went to grad school at Lipscomb. Took me on her visit there. Sick weekend in Nashville. Putting $500 on Iowa state spread. Do your worst cyclones.

[Lagarius Slime @LagariusSl92577]

@mearshannah_ @SNPittsburgh Are you married?

[Ricky “Pants Off” Johnson @sloanrider69]

Let’s have a day Boston

[Lagarius Slime @LagariusSl92577]

I mean I guess I’ll jerk it over looking smashville.

[Lagarius Slime @LagariusSl92577]

@thebasterds1944 @TheCinesthetic Pure cinematic masterpiece

[Lagarius Slime @LagariusSl92577]

Literally the same

[Lagarius Slime @LagariusSl92577]

Really thought titties we’re gonna pop up or something. Would’ve been cool.

[abdul 🌌📷 @Advil]

tap, hold and load in 4k to see even more stars 🤩

[Lagarius Slime @LagariusSl92577]

Steelers v ravens 2010 divisional
Game on the tv at the gym. I’m sorry I ever took you guys for granted.

[Lagarius Slime @LagariusSl92577]

Me looking out my hotel window rn.

[Lagarius Slime @LagariusSl92577]

@mickmami Jerk off then watch a movie with Sunday night football on in the background. Thinking this is pretty standard across the board. Fellas please correct me if I’m wrong.

[Lagarius Slime @LagariusSl92577]

I would’ve fuckin smoked this competition in college. Put me against one of these chicks and it’s ova

[Lagarius Slime @LagariusSl92577]

@BeanJuice384951 Congrats B!

[Lagarius Slime @LagariusSl92577]

Texas has the perfect ratio of black and white guys on their team. Think I gotta throw some cash on them for the natty.

[Lagarius Slime @LagariusSl92577]

@thebasterds1944 I love this. This on top of them possibly getting Ryan Day fired in their down season is pure gold. I’d make the argument that Ohio State has been the Dallas cowboys of college football the last decade.