Lauren

I crochet, I knit, I watch way too much tv. Crazy cat lady. Mumma to Lyra Maeve 🍋

[Lauren @Lahahasi]

@MugabeMo @piersmorgan Doesn't have enough melanin or uterus for Piers to attack him.

[Lauren @Lahahasi]

@piersmorgan Considering your past battles with the Harry Potter author, you're very similar.

[Houston Hard Hitters @TXrednation1]

I swear women turn on serial killer documentaries to relax at night.

[Lauren @Lahahasi]

Oh hey YouTube science 🥴

[Lauren @Lahahasi]

@Divinadecampo 100%!
Different but similar, I pointed out to my husband, the voting record of our local MP when it came to LGBT rights, she had voted against them every time, and my husband will no longer vote fo her, regardless of if he likes the party's policies.

[Divina De Campo stream DECODED @Divinadecampo]

If you vote for people who are racist you are racist.

You cant say you dont like racism, you cant say its deplorable or disgusting. You voted for it.

[Lauren @Lahahasi]

@applewestcott So much love to you both. I hope the world is a much kinder place when England do eventually ask him.

[Coach Westcott @applewestcott]

Last words from my son before bed tonight..

“what if they treat me like saka. I’m just like him and we both play for arsenal too. I don’t think I want to play for England, will you talk to them if they ever ask me”

My heart is broken.. shattered and broken 💔

[Lauren @Lahahasi]

Asking the British public to use common sense with wearing masks? Better off asking the Downing Street cat to whistle #DowningStreetBriefing

[Lauren @Lahahasi]

@BorisJohnson They should be arrested. Hold Twitter, Instagram et al. accountable or this will never end.

[Lauren @Lahahasi]

@instagram how is this acceptable? Your technology is shocking if it can't pick up a very obvious and popular racial slur.

[Lauren @Lahahasi]

If the English team gets fined for fans booing national anthems, then Twitter/Instagram need to be fined for keeping racist material on there sites.
I reported a comment using the "n word" on @instagram and was told it wouldnt be deleted as it wasnt offensive.
Things must change.

[Lauren @Lahahasi]

I'd love to know how many viewers ITV get for their coverage tonight??
#EnglandvsItaly

[Lauren @Lahahasi]

@piersmorgan You haven't got hayfever. Why are you telling everyone you've got hayfever?

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

Roy Keane: "Why would you want to speak to an opposition player for 20 minutes? It makes no sense. I very rarely talk to anyone for more than 5 minutes."

Mark Pougatch: "I hope your wife gets to speak to you for more than 5 minutes Roy?"

Roy Keane: "Never."

😂😂😂

[Lauren @Lahahasi]

Anyone else feel like Boris is sacrificing July 19th just to have his Wembley final?

[Lauren @Lahahasi]

After giving birth, I can definitely say that the stomach cramps I got from Sugar Free Haribo were much worse than any of my contractions.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Memo to NHS employees who don’t want the covid vaccine: leave the NHS and do something else.
You’re supposed to aid public health, not risk patients’ lives with your appalling selfishness.

[Nadia Whittome MP @NadiaWhittomeMP]

Matt Hancock didn't declare that his sister’s company was a potential NHS supplier.

His local pub landlord got a government contract. Greensill’s app was used by the NHS after they had drinks together. He acted unlawfully by not publishing contracts.

Why is he still in a job?

[Lauren @Lahahasi]

Seeing the Queen sat on her own is heartbreaking. But it is also extremely representative of the isolation of many peoples' past year, whether it be in death, at a funeral, in giving birth or just being unable to be close to anyone.