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[Maddon McIntire @McintireMa66564]

After a great camp at Iowa State University today, I’m excited to announce that I received an offer to play division 1 football. @CoachAaronStens @ClearLakeFB @ISURogers3 @CoachHestness @CoachSherms @CycloneFB

[Clear Lake Barstool @LakeBarstool]

So when is the school board gonna talk about all the illegal stuff Mr Murphy tries to sweep under the rug?? That fat fuck tries to brag about his 1.3 gpa and look how he turned out. Yk what u did Murphy.

Coach Ainley could’ve been the last good thing clear lake has had.

[Dan Johnson, Dad, Sports Fan, American @danthesportsdad]

Didn’t know we were playing at Valhalla

[Bryan Woo Enjoyer @BryanWooTangg]

The Esler files just keep getting better! #Esler #oxford #bagdemic #eslerfiles

[Clear Lake Barstool @LakeBarstool]

And he didn’t even show up or his parents

[Clear Lake Barstool @LakeBarstool]

Its call “Retardism” and a cuck for a Super attendant

[Trevor Maeder @TrevMaeder96]

Not renewing the contract of a coach that is 167-23 in the last eight years seems pretty dumb to me 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Clear Lake Barstool @LakeBarstool]

Also a kid that is gay

[Quinn Douglas @Quinn_Douglas_]

Just finished listening to the audio.

If we're firing coaches for bad language, there will not be any coaches left at any program in the state.

I just can't fathom how utterly ridiculous this whole process has been.

[Clear Lake Barstool @LakeBarstool]

@TallManTakes @BasketballCLHS @globegazette @kglonews @PrepHoopsIA @tonysroe Your retarded

[Clear Lake Barstool @LakeBarstool]

@TallManTakes @BasketballCLHS @globegazette @kglonews @PrepHoopsIA @tonysroe I can see why ur an “ex-little league” coach, id fire ur ass if u have always been this dumb ass shit too

[Jordan Ainley @Jordanainley0]

#BROTHERHOOD

[Clear Lake Barstool @LakeBarstool]

@nhsbarstool1 🏀🏀🏀

[Clear Lake Barstool @LakeBarstool]

How do we let parents get rid of a hall of fame caliber coach because their kids aren’t good enough to play😭😭 genuinely in disbelief. 81% win percentage and 87% conference win percentage is unheard of but yet it’s his fault…

[Clear Lake Barstool @LakeBarstool]

@shermdaddy88 @BasketballCLHS @keithmurphy @globegazette @kglonews @PrepHoopsIA @tonysroe Other sides POV: “My kid didnt play so im going to bitch to the school about it because its not “fair”, and in the big 26’ we are going to call the coach a “bully”

70+ people don’t repost this because they think the coach is a “bully”😭 gtfoh

[Busch Beer @BuschBeer]

🍎 BUSCH LIGHT APPLE IS BACK 🍎

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[Jeremey Ainley @jeremeyainley]

A note from Coach Ainley—
🦁🏀💪🐍 #iahsbkb

@globegazette @kglonews @PrepHoopsIA @tonysroe

[Clear Lake Barstool @LakeBarstool]

Can we please get rid of ties in soccer🙌🙌🙌 why are we 1-0-3

[Clear Lake Barstool @LakeBarstool]

God bless biker shorts

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

Top 10 "niggas" pt.3:

1. Bitch ass nigga
2. Bitch nigga
3. Real nigga
4. Fuck nigga
5. Gay ass nigga
6. Dark ass nigga
7. Nigga (raw)... Show more

[Clear Lake Barstool @LakeBarstool]

@barstooIbombers 🏆🏆