Katherine Sowell

You can dream about it. Or you can go out and make it happen.

[Katherine Sowell @LakeevVityusha]

Ghetto people are always naming their kids after stuff they cant afford: Mercedes, Bentley, Pearl, Life Insurance.

[Katherine Sowell @LakeevVityusha]

Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family.

[Katherine Sowell @LakeevVityusha]

My Vocabulary = 50% swearing, 50% sarcasm.

[Tiffany Roberts @maulikha1]

If Facebook retains ownership of everything you post, I'm going to upload my debt.

[Katherine Sowell @LakeevVityusha]

Ignore me ? Okay that's cool, just don't be mad when I ignore you.. Bitch

[Katherine Sowell @LakeevVityusha]

When you drop something right in front of you and it completely disappears.

[Katherine Sowell @LakeevVityusha]

Patient: How much longer do I have? Doctor: Ten. Patient: Ten What? Doctor: Nine...

[Elsie Castello @slambanin]

I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"

[Katherine Sowell @LakeevVityusha]

Katy Perry, blue hair. Nicki Minaj, pink hair. Rihanna, red hair. Lady Gaga, green hair Power Rangers just Reunited.

[Joyce Walker @kobrinskiyvale1]

Ignorance is bliss... unless you have a wife who keeps making you aware of it.

[Danielle Lusk @48Vostapenkova]

Mosquitoes should suck fat instead of blood.

[Daniella Sowers @CoolErida]

"You actually have friends...?" "Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD!"

[Katherine Sowell @LakeevVityusha]

Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla.

[Vicky Robinson @FlaviyKotko]

That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on facebook.

[Kayla Casper @pogonyaylova95]

Sorry for punching you in the face, but you should've told me that was an oatmeal raisin cookie and not chocolate chip before I bit into it.

[Katherine Sowell @LakeevVityusha]

So if you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?

[Laura Hooley @fnigiyan]

Females will stop speakin 2 their friends over the littlest things but will forgive the same trifling ass dude a millions times

[Katherine Sowell @LakeevVityusha]

First time I noticed inflation was when beer prices changed everywhere.

[Katherine Sowell @LakeevVityusha]

Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla.

[Dorothy Pettigrew @ikyzajche]

I stepped on a cornflake now I`m a cereal killer