Lauren

Follow for a confusing combination of old lady tweets (Jeopardy!, cats, crochet) and drunk tweets 🍻

[Lauren @Lamadonn]

HONESTLY LMAOOOOO that I've had my Twitter for literally 13 years and somehow only have 100 followers especially since I'm so gd funny I don't get it 💀💀💀

[Lauren @Lamadonn]

the vet when I went to pick up my cat from her dental appointment (they actually had to remove 3 of her teeth):

[Lauren @Lamadonn]

honestly perfect bc I already have a solo 5 hour drive I was dreading on April 19th THANKS TAYLOR🥰🥰🥰

[Lauren @Lamadonn]

@eeeeow lmaooooo what

[Lauren @Lamadonn]

@eeeeow next time can you give me a heads up before you tag me in a tweet so I can tweet something cool and funny in case your followers go to my page

[Lauren @Lamadonn]

@KylieBearseWX thank you! 💕

[Lauren @Lamadonn]

Kylie PLEASE where is that pink jacket from I'm obsessed @KylieBearseWX

[Lauren @Lamadonn]

@eeeeow thank u💕

[Lauren @Lamadonn]

@Hayley0614 hey kids spelling is fun!

[Lauren @Lamadonn]

if Taylor's next album is actually called Sagittarius I'd be thrilled bc then people will finally learn how to spell it correctly

[Lauren @Lamadonn]

10 minutes too long @NoahKahan

[Lauren @Lamadonn]

@eeeeow I love that you're still thinking about this a week and a half later. lollllll

[Lauren @Lamadonn]

according to the owner of the used book store in Santa Fe.... "women love this city" and he's right we just had girl dinner and 🥰

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New Mexico!!!

[Lauren @Lamadonn]

@GenerousChris that's true at least 5 people proposed to me during love story 🤔 lololol

[Lauren @Lamadonn]

hiked Longs Peak yesterday and according to my oura ring I burned more calories at the Taylor Swift concert

[Lauren @Lamadonn]

@eeeeow uhg I forgot you have the best possible big 3 combo, congrats!

[Lauren @Lamadonn]

re: eras tour
whatever I'm just looking forward to the shows being in not PST timezone so I can go back to my normal routine of watching them all on tiktok livestreams

[jo❤️‍🔥 🌙✨🪩🖤🦇🛸🧟‍♀️🦊 @cowboylikeme_tv]

what it feels like to be waitlisted fr

[Lauren @Lamadonn]

@Hayley0614 she should do a Vegas residency but she just plays one show on the 13th of each month and can just chiiiiilllllll for the rest of the time🥺