Lands Pledges

shooters shoot

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Our fearless avi boi spent $400 on mango juul pods yesterday

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"i hate st. patrick's day, my culture is not your costume"
"oh you're irish?"
"no, i just drink in the morning"

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Shout out to rooster for finding his hen

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Hidden handle is the game of the gods

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on balance, there are no winners in 1v1 3man

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hey @KappaPledges what do you call a bunch of young capitalist morgan stanley investment bankers with tuberculosis?

Mass consumption #prayforxavi #prayfortrolldik

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@_DanSimon what about the pledge play

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Rooster and Tuco got in an argument saturday night so they solved it by facing each other, dropping their pants, and simultaneously twisting their own dicks while making eye contact

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watching drunk Dancin' try to balance on the bleachers at the game for 3 hours while falling off every 15-20 seconds is a task I can only describe as Sisyphean

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the three tenets of ΣΧ: friendship, justice, and dick twisting

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5 lambdas went to Georgia Tech for the weekend. 5 lambdas' bodies made it back, but part of their spirits will forever stay

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Modern dadaism is going to kimmys while waiting for your uber eats from harold's

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

i🖤anime

[Brad Cole @BradCole]

So yeah that is how chugging beer with a bunch of Sigma Chi at a pool party saved my wedding ceremony. If someone from Ole Miss Sigma Chi gets in touch with me I’ll give them a case beer leftover from my wedding.

[The Sig @LostSig]

Today is a good day to be a Sigma Chi. Happy 163rd birthday to the fraternity we all love so dearly. Here’s to another 163 years of making the world a better place.

In hoc

[YETI @mah25_]

Top ten fraternities
10. You
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5. all
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3. perfectly
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1. Sigma Chi