there’s a rumour that when Kershaw was in grade school he used to pee faced away from the stall and curve the stream completely around his body and into the urinal. A gym teacher walked in, saw this, & said “can ya move a baseball like that, son?” Then he started pitching. Crazy.
Dear couple that clearly broke up while standing near our bullpen in the 5th inning today,
Lovely entertainment for a few minutes, but we hope you’re ok. Feel free to come back tomorrow and discuss with us. We can provide the third party point of view!
Love,
The Jays bullpen!