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[the heart @Fredward3948576]

The bus driver kicked me off the bus because my arms were weird. Your arms are not natural to your body, he said, pay the fare again and leave. His hand was on his holstered gun. My card declined. I heard people telling him Thank you. The mayor was there

[Lamp @LampTaller]

@Carzonfye 6*

[David @frozenfroh]

shiv is like a wolf-lion hybrid mix
king of the junjle, but still social,
and with it,
and ferocious

[Lamp @LampTaller]

@pibblepip @_FwSS_ @Har1felt @Grch0mp_ this would only be confusing to a subhuman, please reread

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@CreamyCewl @witomaniaca no the w larp would be pretending to be vyper, she’s swag

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@Speedking_tm @misandrynoirist @Caio84273931027 @BanditBrigand no they invented it on tiktok pls keep up

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@WorstOfTims @mcmansionhell @aka60643 it's loud enough to pause your conversation if it's going overhead but at least it's a kinda pleasant noise

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@kitty_pavlova who is it i wanna giggle

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@MILLENIALCHASER people send people up to the moon (no lyric change bc they were probably fucking up there)

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@NoahPasternak that might be the only time he chose to defuse anything in the whole show

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@nonagesimus99 should not know how much your food weighs that's weird

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@terribly_sleepy @doulbedoink get a cod game and play 4 hours of shipment with a bad gun

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@DarthBater97 @phish_listener horribly british comment, we gotta do something about that island

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@Grimlock___ @anomalynova it's rly nice when you're 6'2"

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@sillyyzombie the very gentle stumble

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@CreamyCewl @witomaniaca viper is prime larps, being a midwestern criminal is so easy