Chris Scott

Rolling turds in glitter since 2005

[Chris Scott @Lampiechris]

@British_Airways excelling yourself yet again and ignoring the world traveller plus queue. Been here 40mins and the queue is still growing.

[Soren Iverson @soren_iverson]

iOS camera lock if you record too much concert footage

[Chris Scott @Lampiechris]

@SoVeryBritish Football hitting a fence *shiver*

[Chris Scott @Lampiechris]

@chilternrailway @WestMidRailway @AvantiWestCoast @CrossCountryUK So glad I chose to drive to Birmingham today. Train travel in this country has become a joke

[DJ ZINC @djzinc]

RIP Jason Kaye😞

[Ian Wright @IanWright0]

Everybody knows what Match of the Day means to me, but I’ve told the BBC I won’t be doing it tomorrow. Solidarity.

[Chris Scott @Lampiechris]

@davidlmusic @CreswellJunior @YVconcerts @SheffieldArena @prguk Thanks David!

[David Lawrence @davidlmusic]

Breathtaking! Thanks to @CreswellJunior for their singing @YVconcerts @SheffieldArena last night, and this incredible photo from the finale. #chrisscott our lighting designer @prguk is a genius!

[@BalbyCentral @balbycentral]

Our choir had the most incredible time at @YVconcerts last night. Check back later for some more pictures to see what we got up to! @TheRoseLearning

[Anna Dawson @annajacko77]

@WalburgaSchool @SheffieldArena @YVconcerts @bcw_cat Wow well done everyone! 🤩🤩

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

I find it hard to believe people are voting to keep Matt Hancock in #ImACelebrity but then I remember this is the same country that voted for Brexit, Boris Johnson, and Mrs Brown’s Boys as best comedy at the National Television Awards and realise I can actually totally believe it

[Chris Scott @Lampiechris]

@fesshole @_DHOTYA

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Every time a supermarket changes layout, a large sign with "we apologise, some twat at head office needs to justify their outrageous salary so we have had to inconvenience our customers" should be displayed

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

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[Great British Break Off @gr8britbreakoff]

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It's literally the only way we can get our voices heard.

#GeneralElection2022
#GeneralElectionNow
#torychaos

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[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Is Jeremy Hunt still Chancellor?

[Ed Miliband @Ed_Miliband]

🤡

[Chris Scott @Lampiechris]

Petition: Call an immediate general election to end the chaos of the current government https://t.co/rwzGjrc34W

#TrussOut #torychaos #kwartengsacked

[Gary Neville @GNev2]

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