Pastor of Muppets

Old man who yells at clouds

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@m_dyline Women.

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@Jenny1708FL Not my problem.

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@PatsyDiabetes You calling her ugly is like a Yugo calling a Ferrari pretentious. Your jealous is showing.

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@adammocklerr God you people are fucking idiots.

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@americannative_ Actually it makes me wanna get one. 😁

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#Star Wars #Carrie Fisher #Disney Princess#funniest https://t.co/32a1BX3riz via @YouTube

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@Realdcdraino0

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@CensoredHumans Finding out.

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@MattPinner_ Women.

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@Ryan_Parkerrr

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@madisonclaccy9 At peace

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@SprinterPress

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@hilaryjuliet_ And what kind of force are you planning on using to take them, Porky McBasement?

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@Ryan_Parkerrr Don’t let the door hit you on your beta simp ass on your way out.

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@TrumpsHurricane Then go back to them, you ingrate

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@Emmaiid11 One minute they’re starving in the USS Lincoln, the next they’re being served steak and lobster. Get your stupid stories straight.

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@izthisJudah Just like the hyenas they are.

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@shelbystardust If you hate America so much, why are you still here?

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@MiaForTrump

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@oelma__ Do you morons realize you’re debating the lethality of a camera tripod?