German Biscuit Heiress

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[German Biscuit Heiress @LanceCB]

Can we stop a minute and celebrate the hilarity of the title “German Biscuit Heiress” @TheDailyShow @LastWeekTonight @colbertlateshow

[The Hill @thehill]

German biscuit heiress under fire after saying forced laborers were "treated well" under Nazi rule https://t.co/cpr39bdh6x

[German Biscuit Heiress @LanceCB]

@Beccadatwitt Mythic Quest: Ravens Banquet, Community, Broad City, The Good Place

[German Biscuit Heiress @LanceCB]

@taragolshan I didn’t realize the most important waterway to world trade is just a sandy ditch. There’s not even a fence #EVERGIVEN

[German Biscuit Heiress @LanceCB]

@adambonin Where has Guy Pierce been??

[German Biscuit Heiress @LanceCB]

Oh man he’s got the rhythm down

[Ayana 🖤⛓️🫧 @xoxo_tinyyy]

@TheDillonOne Elmo’s favorite song:

[German Biscuit Heiress @LanceCB]

@jjustinhill @Richard48371898 @VW Regen comes from flywheels, not the pads- so less brake use.

[@ijbailey @ijbailey]

Is the “pro-life” movement doing any soul-searching after hearing Dr. Birx say we had hundreds of thousands of unnecessary deaths because of the man the “pro-life” movement put in office and tried to give him a second term?

[German Biscuit Heiress @LanceCB]

@silviakillings @TheStalwart What prevents the next one?

[The Compliant Golden-Hooped Rod Swinger @abovetheclouds]

@emilyrauhala "The world"

[Chinese Martian @chinese_martian]

@emilyrauhala US bombings in Vietnam，Laos and Cambodiaeach year from 1965-1972

[German Biscuit Heiress @LanceCB]

@Khanoisseur What will I do with all my bag clips and clothespins?

[German Biscuit Heiress @LanceCB]

@waltshaub @NinaStrohminger I feel the same saying the word “door” about 7 times

[German Biscuit Heiress @LanceCB]

@TheDailyEdge Come on, what wedding hasn’t included a toast containing the phrase “How about Iran?”

[German Biscuit Heiress @LanceCB]

@MollyJongFast Who will be the first to flip on their dad for the grand jury?

[German Biscuit Heiress @LanceCB]

@JulieAnn718 @MikeOkuda I can’t wait to see more of these

[German Biscuit Heiress @LanceCB]

@elclimo @o_rinocoflow @Remember_Sarah Back to the Future

[German Biscuit Heiress @LanceCB]

Hold down the power button, wait a minute, and start it up again

[Robert Rutledge @rerutled]

What's your best idea to free the ship? Terrible ideas only.

[German Biscuit Heiress @LanceCB]

@tedcruz