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Equal parts sweetheart and smart ass. I find certain rap lyrics to be very pertinent

[lanceronie @LanceMerlo]

@SpiritAirlines customers need more info and another plane ASAP. Trying to charge for flight 3 days away online

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@SpiritAirlines needs to figure something out for flight 917. I’m ok with weather delays but NO FLIGHTS FOR 3 DAYS is ridiculous #homefortheholidays

[lanceronie @LanceMerlo]

"These sharks have a scent, and it's not a pretty one" #Sharknado3

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Lance #cokemyname

(is this still up?)

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Sadness is leaving your snickers in the taxi

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@colliderfrosty @ColliderNews Your Terminator Genisys Skin/Overlay is causing all clickable links to be sent to the fandango ticket page

[lanceronie @LanceMerlo]

@SPONTANEANATION I said "Hello" to Kaitlin out loud after over a month in the podosphere

[lanceronie @LanceMerlo]

big break in 3...2..1... https://t.co/aBILAl9c7t

[Ben Yakas @yenbakas]

Oh, apparently @nellcasey, @LanceMerlo & I were on @midnight last night !

[lanceronie @LanceMerlo]

I just voted for Starbucks as the week's best ad. http://t.co/mzglrjmn9G #Top5Starbucks

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You know how your brain grabs the wrong word after a long week? I just called an umbrella an elevator #notevenclose

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Not sure where canned Champaign lands on the classy/trashy scale but it gets an 8 for taste and a 10… http://t.co/Ufbg6Xsibb

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@ShelbyLCole @heymattfrazier yes ma'am, we most definitely will. It might actually be spring by then!

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You know it's a good day when the biggest problem you have is leaving your peanutbutter cups at work

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Ladies and gentlemen of Twitter, let it be known that @heymattfrazier "wanna fuck up a cheeseburger so bad"

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Today I walked past a frozen puddle of vomit. I was beyond intrigued.

[lanceronie @LanceMerlo]

My new favorite thing to do is buy super touristy onesies for my newborn nieces

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This is for those times you set an alarm but don't activate it

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With @whereischancetv reviewing footage of our terrifying look behind the scenes of bloodmanor http://t.co/vA71YtDpS3

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Last scantron ever!! 👍☺📝 #number2pencil @ Belo Center for New Media (BMC) http://t.co/6LoBUoJZWs

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Wedding pic Wednesday mitchtexaslove j-Coop drawohyelsdnil http://t.co/XR5PlA4igf