Pretty sure I just saw Carl Tart from @ComedyBangBang and @SPONTANEANATION fame appear in my corporate instructional video telling me how to keep my files secure.
I can’t believe I’ve failed to mention this.
I play for the @nbcBrooklyn99 softball team, and we had an
UNDEFEATED REGULAR SEASON!
NINE NINE!
(Also, I hit a triple in our last game.)
Listening to @SPONTANEANATION and when @DivaLaci said in the outro to see her on Single Parents, my 5 year old daughter earnestly shouts, "Are we gonna see her on Single Parents, daddy?!"
I know it's early to call best joke of 2019 already, but @PFTompkins immediately ordering "Rasta Primavera" at a Jamaican owned Italian restaurant on this week's @SPONTANEANATION is definitely the frontrunner.
“I’ll tell you what. If I did even three pushups, I’d probably wear a sleeveless suit.”
- Paul F. Tompkins
Spontaneanation
@SPONTANEANATION#Pushups#SleevelessSuit