swive•lore

sex culture and frakology

[swive•lore @swivelore]

#FinalJeopardy: “The name of this cracker that’s been around since 1903 suggests that it was baked 3 times.”

me: “Jeff Sessions.”

[Hannah Alexander Artwork @HannahArtwork]

A mermaid's fascination 🦵🧜‍♀️

[bianca jay @beejaymarquez]

One of CK’s funniest jokes is about how women don’t want to sleep with him on sight, because he’s repellent, but if they let him talk for a while, they’ll find themselves having sex with him against their original judgment

[bianca jay @beejaymarquez]

So parents think if their kids hear the word “gay”, they will need to immediately explain sex to their kids in order to frame “being gay” as the Other.

Young kids do NOT know why you think men and women “fit” and two men “don’t”and “uh— babies?!” is your only justification 🤔

[Mafer DC 🏴‍☠️ @wmafertzdc]

@samsonkayo I got this one Yesterday!
Thank you to @beaudiccas for the original design, so SO COOL 🤧🥺🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈

[tor @torfromtheonto]

@samsonkayo designed this one inspired by Oluwande and Jim @V_Vico_Ortiz

[swive•lore @swivelore]

My cycle just started a week ago (meaning my 🩸 just ended).

If I ovulate in 7d & am fertilized, the resulting pregnancy will be counted from Day 1 of the period I JUST had.

That makes me potentially, legally, a week pregnant TODAY.

#AbortionIsHealthcare

[swive•lore @swivelore]

Let’s say my partner and I decide to try for a baby. A week from now I’m successfully impregnated. At the “moment” of conception, I’m legally two weeks pregnant. When I start getting early pregnancy symptoms that I’m still unsure aren’t late PMS, I’m legally 5 weeks pregnant.

[swive•lore @swivelore]

@SwiftOnSecurity Whoa, I remember right click + saving this one way back when

[Dystopian YA Novel @DystopianYA]

This account was supposed to be a joke not a preview

[Second World War tweets from 1941 @RealTimeWWII]

Now that Red Army have occupied almost the whole of Ukraine, Soviet forces are starting to push into Romania & Poland. New York Times map shows "Possible Russian moves to West" suggesting strikes towards Nazi-occupied Warsaw or vital Axis oilfields at Ploesti.

[seepy @YoRHaw]

this comic strip from 1921 is really relatable to this day

[swive•lore @swivelore]

@naima It’s so soothing?!?

[Metrolink @Metrolink]

EVERYONE RIDES FREE on #EarthDay, April 22! Spread the word, #takethetrain and make a positive impact on both your local community and our planet’s ecosystem.

Take the Pledge: https://t.co/KJ8h7PN07q

[swive•lore @swivelore]

@indecision96 @hannigramteacup Nana said they/them rights

[Cora Harrington @CoraCHarrington]

Oh my god

I’m over here sobbing

https://t.co/25t416bWrl

[bianca jay @beejaymarquez]

@makkusu_san95 @imissudude1 @tahukann @temporaryreject @Confusionmoder If one can hear “Lily and Sam got married!” without having intrusive thoughts about their sex, but one cannot hear “Jim and Joe got married!” without having intrusive thoughts about their sex, that’s homophobia. Kids do not have this problem. They see FAMILIES.

[Ary🦩 @Winterteacup23]

Shoutout to the strog, amazing, badass ladies of #OurFlagMeansDeath

[swive•lore @swivelore]

@indecision96 @hannigramteacup Nana said they/them rights

[swive•lore @swivelore]

These sonnets are so pro-natalist! 👶🏼 What’s up with that. I’ve never read these ones

[Willy Shakes @IAM_SHAKESPEARE]

Thou shouldst print more, not let that copy die.