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Lance Michigan | Oil is the Future | Conservative Values ❤️❤️ | I hate @RealJohnTariff | Free Craig 🙏 🙏 🙏

[Lance Michigan @LanceMichigan]

@RealJohnTariff @EVILNancyMace @RealJohnTariff 😠🤯☹️😢🔫

[Lance Michigan @LanceMichigan]

Asian People with blue eyes are scary #scary #asia #imback #reincarnation

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Man, oil. #oil

[Lance Michigan @LanceMichigan]

What's my favorite hobby you guys might ask? Taking Adderall from my nephew, and brainstorming new ingenious ideas 😁 @360Adhd #adhd #addedall #hyperactive #oil

[Lance Michigan @LanceMichigan]

@RealJohnTariff what?

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@RealJohnTariff Leave the rapping to the real ones, buddy. You're not MGK or Jack Harlow. #OminousAss #Goofy #LittleBitch

[Lance Michigan @LanceMichigan]

@RealJohnTariff @StatlerJared @TheRealDNixon What is there to be thankful for when there is an active energy crisis? More oil, more energy. #Oil #CrudeOil #Investing #Investment #ThanksgivingWasAWeekAgoDipshit

[Lance Michigan @LanceMichigan]

@RealJohnTariff You had a son? #surprised @oil

[Lance Michigan @LanceMichigan]

Now I'm not particularly happy that @ZohranKMamdani is New York mayor, as he goes against my politics, but I'm sure wherever he's from has a lot of oil ripe for the taking 🤑🤑🤑. #Mayor #Zohran #Mamdani #ZohranMamdani #Oil #Fracking

[Lance Michigan @LanceMichigan]

@MillerForTexas And with the power of crude oil, our prices will be the lowest you've ever seen 👀. #invest

[Lance Michigan @LanceMichigan]

There may be No Kings in America, but there certainly isn't a lack of surplus of crude oil just waiting to burnt. #NoKings #CrudeOil #Oil #Drilling #Protests

[Lance Michigan @LanceMichigan]

@StatlerJared HAHA 😝 That sure is funny Jared, but have you considered investing in crude oil? There's no better time than the present. #Oil #Fracking #CrudeOil #Drilling

[Lance Michigan @LanceMichigan]

@RealJohnTariff Hello John, have you considered investing in crude oil? I can assure you Rats and Birds DO NOT run that corporation. #Oil #CrudeOil #Investing #Investment #Conspiracytheory

[Lance Michigan @LanceMichigan]

Loving my new job of my managerial position at this oil fracking company. Very different from my previous jobs in local offices, but I know that with my effort I can suck every last drop of oil from the earth with great pressure 🤤🤤. #Fracking #Oil #Drilling

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Remembering August 15th 😢. #Sad

[Lance Michigan @LanceMichigan]

They brought Jimmy Kimmel back? Who are they gonna bring back next, Bill Cosby? #JimmyKimmel #DonaldTrump

[Lance Michigan @LanceMichigan]

@StatlerJared Jared this is Twitter not a magic show, keep this sorcerery to yourself, alright?

[Lance Michigan @LanceMichigan]

@RealRomaDowney Just because you're ethnic white doesn't mean you can brag about it. #weirdbrag

[Lance Michigan @LanceMichigan]

Congratulations America, I just walked into a 7/11 and had to pay more than a dollar for an Arizona Iced Tea. This is the worst thing that has happened in a little more than 24 years in America. #Tariffs #Tariff #NineEleven #NeverForget

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@RealJohnTariff Still not a sword dumbass. #ripcharliekirk #CharlieKirkshot