Lance Farmstrong

I’m a plain to see plainsman, and of this, I will boast

[Lance Farmstrong @LanceMuirheid]

@SwellyC92 Odds there’s a pile of yellow snow outside your window

[Lance Farmstrong @LanceMuirheid]

@Jmartina19 You can have the leftover kernels in the bed or the half expired air freshener tree

[Lance Farmstrong @LanceMuirheid]

1997 Western Star 4964FX
Complete engine rebuild 3,000 miles ago
PM for more info
#AgTwitter #trucking

[Darin D. Fessler ✝️ @DDFalpha]

Paraná, Brazil seems a little wet. Harvest on hold… for awhile. #soybeans #Brazil 🌱🇧🇷🐟

[Lance Farmstrong @LanceMuirheid]

Bill Walton is the John Madden of NCAA commentators

[Lance Farmstrong @LanceMuirheid]

March is right around the corner! Click the link to join my survivor pool. Open to anyone! Payouts for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place

Taking entries now until the day of the tournament

https://t.co/THNi9J1fkl

[Lance Farmstrong @LanceMuirheid]

Trying to line up a drone shoot based on where I’ll be located this week

[Daniel Roberts @readDanwrite]

Google NYC employees who arrived at the office early this morning stood in a line to test their badges-- if light turned red, it meant you had been laid off. if green, you were safe. 👎

[Lance Farmstrong @LanceMuirheid]

The replacement for Busch Light Apple

[Lance Farmstrong @LanceMuirheid]

@tvillini1 Would be curious to see this statistic for tonight’s game when he checked in!

[Lance Farmstrong @LanceMuirheid]

Game day

[Lance Farmstrong @LanceMuirheid]

Nothing like the blizzard of ‘78!

🙄

[Colin McCarthy @US_Stormwatch]

The newest HRRR model run has 70 inches of snow falling in less than 24 hours just south of Buffalo, NY.

This is shaping up to be potentially one of the most extreme snowstorms in US history.

[Evergreen FS Inc. @evergreenfsinc]

We're looking forward to participating in an agriculture-focused College and Career Fair this Thursday hosted by @Macon_CFB Young Leaders. Junior and senior members of every FFA organization in Macon County are invited to attend. Article by @nowdecatur: https://t.co/CGbKthDhVI.

[Lance Farmstrong @LanceMuirheid]

Do the birds know they’re organic or do I need to slap a label on my bird feeder and charge them 68% more for the same product?

[Lance Farmstrong @LanceMuirheid]

Tough choice on dinner tonight

[Lance Farmstrong @LanceMuirheid]

Could very well convince me this is cake

[DayDream Kicks @DayDreamKicks]

Nike Pastel

[Lance Farmstrong @LanceMuirheid]

Waitress (16yo) tried memorizing our order for a party of 5 as opposed to writing it down

Came back 2 minutes later because she forgot my order. We never got our nachos. She later mixed up our drink orders entirely and then completely botched the bills

Like, just write it down

[Lance Farmstrong @LanceMuirheid]

@lilsamsquanch66 The departed @SHReedlater

[Lance Farmstrong @LanceMuirheid]

@kalie_reneee Was this the month to tweet this? Lol

[Lance Farmstrong @LanceMuirheid]

@Quinton_Walker7 We’ve got some corn fields they can play in