Lance Wallach

Defending businesses & financial professionals from IRS audits, insurance & brokerage firms. 419 & 412 Plan Defense. Expert Witness Services. 516-938-5007

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The best foreplay starts with good morning beautiful. If a man expects a woman to be an angel in his life, he must first create heaven for her. Angels do not live in hell.

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Actually, Trump should blame the government shutdown on the Mexicans for refusing to pay for the wall. LOL

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Life has no limitations except the ones you make

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MAY THIS NEW YEAR FIND US ALL IN GOOD HEALTH~~~MAY OUR AMERICA FIND PEACE ON EARTH~~~MAY WE ALL BE BLESSED WITH JOY~~~HAPPINESS~~~LOVE & LAUGHTER~~~MAY WE CREATE BEAUTIFUL MEMORIES~~~~~~

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I have this weird talent where I can identify what’s inside a wrapped present

It’s a gift

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I am patient and tolerant with others because I need this in return. I am
unwilling to waste any energy on negative attitudes, people who view
the world with smudged glasses, or people who stay in the darkness of the problem rather than moving into the sunlight of the solution!

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My wife bought me shirt with a number 3 on it

I thought...that's odd

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We are all broken in one way or another, some just hold the pieces better together.

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I was pulled over by a cop last night and he asked if I had a police record

Apparently Roxanne was not the right answer

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captive insurance, the IRS is coming, 3944 views, 29 likes | LinkedIn: captive insurance… https://t.co/c4GJgWltBS

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people make time for who they want to make time for, people text and reply to people they want to talk to, never believe anyone who says they have been too busy..If they wanted to be around you,, they would.

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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."
The drug... https://t.co/egWcvgbKD2

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no matter how big a hammer u use, u cant pound common sense into stupid people;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;I am patient and tolerant with others because I need this in return. I am
unwilling to waste any... https://t.co/MEO4ISLDiO

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It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
What are the greatest riches in life? They are not silver and gold.... https://t.co/y38Z46kJjl

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I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's-oriented iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
A new Muslim clothing shop opened here in Plainview, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets..

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If moyou try to be everybody’s cup of tea, you’ll end up being a mug. Be courageous enough to be YOU.

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no matter how big a hammer u use, u cant pound common sense into stupid people;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;I am patient and tolerant with others because I need this in return. I am
unwilling to waste any... https://t.co/5zM1Xred4P

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section 79 captive etc IRS audits 1253 views 87 likes | Lance Wallach | LinkedIn: section… https://t.co/wQICCbBMN7