Lance Dude 🍊☧

I am a carbon base life form that travels using bipedal locomotion. Formerly held record for youngest person on Earth. 🇺🇸+🇬🇱
✠ Deus Vult ✠

[Lance Dude 🍊☧ @Lancedude]

@JamieBonkiewicz Yes, January marks the start of your 2 years of non-stop failures.

[Lance Dude 🍊☧ @Lancedude]

Leadership.

[Secretary of War Pete Hegseth @SecWar]

To our troops: Don’t blink. Ignore the noise. Never hesitate.

[Lance Dude 🍊☧ @Lancedude]

@its_The_Dr That is a "handsome" woman.

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@FoxBusiness If down the road she looks like she has a chance, I'm going to invest in a fall out shelter.

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@AbdulElSayed You will get nothing but a mouth full of dirt.

[Lance Dude 🍊☧ @Lancedude]

@RWMaloneMD My working theory is that Massie isn't actually a Republican.

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@GuntherEagleman I don't have to imagine. Turn on the news.

[David A. Clarke, Jr. @SheriffClarke]

The entire Senate GOP is hopeless. The base blamed Thune for the wipeout and Senators make him leader again anyway. I’m done with this group. Primary all of them in 2028. This means no SAVE Act.

[Lance Dude 🍊☧ @Lancedude]

@JtShaggy So you are saying your not a fan? 🤔

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@marklevinshow Did you try restarting your Netscape Navigator?

[Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth]

Thank you Mr. President.

Like you, we will never back down.

[Lance Dude 🍊☧ @Lancedude]

@RepThomasMassie @kaitlancollins @SecWar You are such a sad little man. So glad you will be gone come January.

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@isfjcutebear Often it is because he has BO.

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@johnthune You are aware, we all hate you?

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@AndrewCMcCarthy You are a sad little loser.

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@mtgreenee Of course you would loser.

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@RoKhanna Shut up loser.

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@jsolomonReports They plan on impeaching everyone without cause. They think they can knee cap the President. This isn't going to work well for them.

[J @JayTC53]

Again if Thomas Massie were America First he would be impeaching Ilhan Omar not Pete Hegseth.

Traitors walk among us.

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@JackPosobiec When they ask what started the second civil war in this country...that.