Lance Dude 🍊☧

I am a carbon base life form that travels using bipedal locomotion. Formerly held record for youngest person on Earth. 🇺🇸+🇬🇱
✠ Deus Vult ✠

[PakaOneDread 🏁🎸 @PakaOneDread]

@adamcarolla 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼🤣😂

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

This motherfucker ran a solid kingdom and I think some acknowledgement of that is overdue. Low crime, clean streets, quality monarch.

[Lance Dude 🍊☧ @Lancedude]

@Timcast They don't.

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@ronsterd89 Was that a real cross over or is that AI?

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@DavidJHarrisJr She is pretty much a grifting whore...and that is being nice.

[Lance Dude 🍊☧ @Lancedude]

@ronsterd89 Before my time but I know that is Mortimer Snerd.

[Lance Dude 🍊☧ @Lancedude]

@GovPressOffice Look at what Obama did to our beloved capital building. The horror!

[Lance Dude 🍊☧ @Lancedude]

@SantaDecides @MassGovernor Santa is based.

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@Real_RobN It is basically the over-seas betting market. -it means nothing.

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@BarnettforAZ @MCoventry6 Some people just love sidewalk turds. 💩

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@JayTC53 @MCoventry6 She knows they will print whatever she needs to win.

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@griffin29429 @USATRUMPMAN1 I feel dumb. Starbuck was Face on the "A" Team.

[Lance Dude 🍊☧ @Lancedude]

@USATRUMPMAN1 I had a crush on her back then. Little did I know...

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@Jeopardy High Rollers

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@iluminatibot He’s got that look… he is going to tap that.

[Lance Dude 🍊☧ @Lancedude]

@TempePolice That is gorgeous. Great job!

[Tempe Police Department @TempePolice]

Starting today through September 30, 2026, Tempe Police officers will proudly wear our new America 250 commemorative patch. As Independence Day approaches, we are proud to wear a symbol that recognizes both our nation’s history and the values that guide our work.

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

Rioter ARRESTED.

[Lance Dude 🍊☧ @Lancedude]

@USATRUMPMAN1 He buried $350,000 under a big “W”.