Lånce Sven

Taking God Seriously. And Nothing Else. Youth Pastor in Connecticut. UltraMarathoner. Quite a guy.

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“Sometimes I just put on workout clothes and have a recovery shake. It cuts out the middle man. 🥤💪 #worksmarternotharder

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@__LordPenguin Let’s attack today with the enthusiasm little known to mankind!

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Every hero has a weakness. #ActionHeroEnergy #DrivingStrong #HeroInTraining

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Costco receipt checks: the ultimate illusion of accountability. #costcolife #relatable #oversizedgoods #shoppinghumor

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Just once 😂 #ParentLife #Relatable

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@__LordPenguin Morning! It’s about to be a good day!

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There’s only a few things better than watching a sunrise.
Unfortunately, one of those things is sleeping in. 😴🌅#relatable #sunrise

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@wallstreetbets Haha yup! Same

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I like sitting at Starbucks & almost being forced to overhear people vent to their friends. Lady to friend “Can you believe she gave me the small piece of cake? And Dave didnt even eat his whole piece. But I didnt say anything because Im a good person” Her friend “You really are”

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@__LordPenguin You’ve earned it

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Twitter just told me it was my 15 year anniversary and told me to tweet this #twitterAnniversary

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@__LordPenguin Can’t stop, won’t stop

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@__LordPenguin @kwoooooooonn Still one of the best out there

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@Dr_ChrisHobbs This is awesome. You’ll do phenomenally great at this.

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Just finished The Walking Dead, Season 5. That’s enough right?

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@__LordPenguin Yeah Data!

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@__LordPenguin Happy Equinox!

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@Marco_Parlay @ChicagoBears @chargers @SNFonNBC I tell ya the truth - You could even QB for the Bears

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@__LordPenguin Hopefully his little bro is good too

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The data is pretty clear, you leave childhood the moment you stop racing to see who gets to push the elevator button. And you enter adulthood when you turn on a podcast instead of music in the car. There are probably stages in between but that’s as much as we know now for sure.