Cody Mattas

Don't speak unless you can improve the silence

[Cody Mattas @Land_Shark60]

@THEREJECTZSHOW @ARSONALDAREBEL

[Cody Mattas @Land_Shark60]

Sad day in New England when Gostkowski can't put it through

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

Is there anything more American than a bald eagle holding a MoonPie?

Probably, but here's a picture of it anyway.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

He intercepted it and gave the ball back to the quarterback 😂😂 https://t.co/2XVjiwKlMp

[Alyceea @its_alyceea]

https://t.co/QbJlqQWGqq

[Cody Mattas @Land_Shark60]

I'm becoming an expert on dodging my phone as it hurdles towards my face after I drop it while laying down

[Cody Mattas @Land_Shark60]

Just in case some of you are as lost as I am

https://t.co/HrdjnhfVzW

[Cody Mattas @Land_Shark60]

@Danielle6Peyton

[Cody Mattas @Land_Shark60]

@Danielle6Peyton does it involve brisket?

[Cody Mattas @Land_Shark60]

@Danielle6Peyton my bad boss

[Cody Mattas @Land_Shark60]

@Danielle6Peyton

[Cody Mattas @Land_Shark60]

@misslaceyyy @Danielle6Peyton

[Cody Mattas @Land_Shark60]

@misslaceyyy @Danielle6Peyton that does not surprise me at all lol

[Cody Mattas @Land_Shark60]

@Danielle6Peyton @misslaceyyy

[. @TweetLlkeAGuy]

Never in my life did I think I'd witness a wheelchair ankle breaker https://t.co/tHVMgnVI7e

[Cody Mattas @Land_Shark60]

I need a new username. I'm over the land shark thing

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

"@brazosboys: Hillary read "sigh" off the Teleprompter, She's so fake she has to be told how to feel: https://t.co/ENXliW2m77 @FoxNews

[Cody Mattas @Land_Shark60]

I hate working at a store where I see everyone and their momma every day. It blows my mind

[Cody Mattas @Land_Shark60]

@misslaceyyy @Danielle6Peyton