Daniel Land

Just a dude trying to do some shit, and occasionally some other stuff.

[Daniel Land @Land_of_the_D]

#IfIWereAFoodOrDrink I'd be a bourbon on the rocks, cause I'm smooth and I'm always just chillin'!

[Daniel Land @Land_of_the_D]

@AmNotEvan @camisasdanba Since when did The Riddler start designing jerseys?!

[Daniel Land @Land_of_the_D]

Eat. Pray. Nap. #lovehurts #loveis overrated #nappilyeverafter

[Daniel Land @Land_of_the_D]

Trump being asked to denounce White Supremacists out here like... #Debates2020 #TrumpBidenDebate #BlackLivesMatter #FuckTrump #PresidentialDebate2020

[Daniel Land @Land_of_the_D]

Battle wound, or just a flesh wound? https://t.co/D6YGIk3RpH

[Daniel Land @Land_of_the_D]

Gotta that Hard Hat hair, and a battle wound. Must be living that Strike life! https://t.co/fdkXMMwNqG

[Daniel Land @Land_of_the_D]

#WhenTheLightsWentOff That's when the nightmares started.

[Daniel Land @Land_of_the_D]

#WhenIOpenMyHeart People be getting blinded by its light!

[Daniel Land @Land_of_the_D]

#GameOfThronesAFilm Lannister Before Time

[Daniel Land @Land_of_the_D]

#WhenTheLaughterStops that's usually when the pain starts kicking in.

[Daniel Land @Land_of_the_D]

#MyTwentiesIn5WordsOrLess Over too soon!

[Daniel Land @Land_of_the_D]

#GameOfThronesAFilm Red Wedding Crashers

[Daniel Land @Land_of_the_D]

#UnlikelyDoctorAdvice Just stick a thumb in it, see what happens.

[Daniel Land @Land_of_the_D]

#WhatIBuriedAtThePetSematary
My pride, for the win!

[Daniel Land @Land_of_the_D]

#WhatIBuriedAtThePetSematary
That spoiled leftover Chinese food from 2 weeks ago.

[Daniel Land @Land_of_the_D]

#IfIWasTurnedIntoFood I would be some ghost pepper chicken wings cause most people just can't handle me!

[Daniel Land @Land_of_the_D]

#FavoriteThingsToOverdo Power nap.

[Daniel Land @Land_of_the_D]

#OtherPathsToTheDarkside Baking cookies wihtout chocolate chips.

[Daniel Land @Land_of_the_D]

#GetsMeInTrouble Being high 24/8.

[Daniel Land @Land_of_the_D]

#GetsMeInTrouble Being around people in general.

[Daniel Land @Land_of_the_D]

#BeTheFight Glad I haven't tuned out this year. This team has no quit. Go cavs! #CavsRaptors #Cavs