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#EFT's Dumbass Landman, Fujifilm/Sony Photographer, Part Time Writer/Full Time Reader, everyday is LandmanFriday™ with the right attitude

[𝙇𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚 @LandmanLife]

God bless South Texas

[𝙇𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚 @LandmanLife]

@NewsFinOil @energyburrito

[𝙇𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚 @LandmanLife]

@adamrabel @3YearLetterman There are state mandated videos followed by an assessment test

[𝙇𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚 @LandmanLife]

Intern is in the office getting his Notary Public license so he can be like @3YearLetterman when he grows up

[𝙇𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚 @LandmanLife]

@oil_gonif @Edmond_DOGE @petroallianceOK Landman asking for his keys after someone says “you can’t drive home tonight!”

[𝙇𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚 @LandmanLife]

Claude, execute a frac strike on this location. Make no mistakes. Dispatch @Tejanobrown to perf the fuck out of everything.

[Boar On The Shale Floor @NewsFinOil]

This is where I’ll be shitposting right wing propaganda from today

[𝙇𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚 @LandmanLife]

@Mike_TH1984 @NewsFinOil The standard 1/8th?

[𝙇𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚 @LandmanLife]

How many beers am I supposed to drink before a catholic wedding?

[𝙇𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚 @LandmanLife]

Some of yall don’t know that @okie_jayhawk’s middle name is Luguentz and it shows

[𝙇𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚 @LandmanLife]

@wtxoil I’m going with 2 buckets based on the amount of questions you just asked

[𝙇𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚 @LandmanLife]

@brianhillman8 Cheer beers hit hard

[𝙇𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚 @LandmanLife]

@Tejanobrown I’m in Houston, would probably spontaneously combust from the humidity

[𝙇𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚 @LandmanLife]

This would only offset 1/8th of the calories I consume daily in beer

[Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️ @FracSlap]

best way to not be fat if you fly a lot:

carry a duffle bag instead of a roller bag

I burn 700-1000 calories round trip just by carrying my duffle bag and backpack in the airport

it's a mini-rucking session and easy to do

[𝙇𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚 @LandmanLife]

IYKYK

[𝙇𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚 @LandmanLife]

Cheers #EFT

[𝙇𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚 @LandmanLife]

“You need this special key”
“That’s an Allen wrench”

[𝙇𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚 @LandmanLife]

@okie_jayhawk So you wrestled 2 alligators today. That’s rad AF.

[𝙇𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚 @LandmanLife]

I do it for love of the game

[West Texas Landman @WestTXLandman]

Sorry land grunts

[𝙇𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚 @LandmanLife]

@Lyndsey5280 “OMG I didn’t know my dog doesn’t like children” is not a defense. Leave your damn dog at home.