Fat Lando

The best part of episode 9.

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@chuckwilliams37 @TheXMatriarch My wife says I never listen to her. Don’t you think this is an odd way to start a conversation?

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@alexbruesewitz Wouldn’t it be nice if there was a group out there that funded the influencing of American public opinion for the benefit of the American Public?

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@PossumZero @MinerBob00 Our tribal governments are Democrat fiefdoms. If you combine the annual budgets of the Cherokee, Choctaw, Chickasaw, and Creek tribes the numbers begin to rival the annual expenditures of the state.

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@Bernstein @smallgovlizard The few native soccer fans I know out here in flyover country are not well liked, bless their hearts.

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@financedystop So basically the SEC is the best conference in college football…

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@TACticalFuss Never heard Keating speak, but I remember his father pretty well. I saw no one promising deportations. I did see one candidate promise to end special non-partisan municipal elections that helped to make Tulsa a Welcoming City, so I voted for him. Won’t be voting for Drummond.

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@HVNYrefugee I hear ya, but a 100 or so miles west of here, you can see the Cross Timbers give way to the Great Plains, and that boundary, the endless horizon to the west, has always driven me to see what lies just over the next rise.

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@conor64 The media and their brain dead followers love, love the telegenic and the charismatic. It’s like allowing small children to influence and govern.

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The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

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@wretchardthecat Can we play a containment game with Iran, does Putin have any other card to play other than nukes, and will China ever actually do anything?

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@JamisonFaught Cherokee County would have been my next guess.

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@Polymarket

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@JamisonFaught Sequoyah County

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@Playoffcity I think about 1 out of every Okies may have been at our parade.

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@FreddyLA7 You’re doin’ fine Oklahoma!

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@Chris60712 @KingBobIIV @BasilTheGreat @syptweet Well, the cops being in on all raping certainly explains why they are so enthusiastic about protecting the regime and prosecuting their fellow countrymen. Redcoats gotta redcoat.

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@japan_nobunaga Communism is a hell of a drug

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@TheCalvinCooli1 I don’t wanna hear another damn word about the “world’s greatest deliberative body.” They outlived their usefulness after the 17th amendment was passed.