Landon Collins

Enneagram 5 first, sinner second ✨😎

[Landon Collins @LandonC685]

Me: “huh so Louie pasture invented pasteurization. That’s cool, if I ever invent something I’ll name it after myself too.”

Me, after figuring out what my last name would make it: oh shit that’s already a thing my bad guys

[Lambda Alpha Tau @LAThsu]

come see us at the club and org fair tomorrow! we can’t wait to see you! 🤪

[Landon Collins @LandonC685]

@chelseyydavis Oh my bad

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I am once again asking you to get vaccinated.

[T Bar M Camps @tbarmcamps]

"... for the joy of the Lord is your strength." -Nehemiah 8:10 #tbarmsummer #tbarmthegreatest #photooftheday

[Lambda Alpha Tau @LAThsu]

happy birth zaddy zach @ZachVal01 ❤️❤️❤️

[Mariam Barghouti مريم البرغوثي @MariamBarghouti]

Habibi @POTUS you’re killing us.

[lil fox @yourboifox]

New cooking show idea!!!

Professional chefs compete to wow totally amateur food critics who don’t know di*k about cooking. They get eliminated on totally arbitrary stuff such as “I don’t like sour cream”

[Landon Collins @LandonC685]

@chelseyydavis @tracesoffaith Technically I’m not on contract yet, so I can call it whatever I please for a few more days

[Landon Collins @LandonC685]

@evanjmcgrew Oh shoot Owen discourse from Evan? Heck yeah

[Landon Collins @LandonC685]

Okay I’ll bite: what is a Pelagius and what did he do to dis course

[David Doel @daviddoel]

Andrew Yang should be embarrassed. What a pandering sociopathic joke the guy has turned into.

Meanwhile churches in Jerusalem are calling for help to stop the Israeli government’s violence.

[Landon Collins @LandonC685]

The year is 2022. ALL machines have be done away with. The machine jihad cleansed the world of all robotic constructs.

[Marquez de la Plata @capnmike]

Then do away with ALL machines. We can count paper with eyeballs!

[Landon Collins @LandonC685]

@NoahMJones I remember watching the Sinclair segment with John Oliver. I just forget sometimes how wide reaching their grip is. So much for trying to keep up with local news

[Landon Collins @LandonC685]

Definitely clicked on this link thinking it was about “which state has the nicest cops”, not governmental propaganda

[KRBC News @KRBCnews]

How friendly is your state for police officers? https://t.co/0svjboLR3I

[Landon Collins @LandonC685]

@august_zett Mask gang

[Dr. matthew pierce, PhD, MDiv, RN, LPC, CPA, Jedi @MatthewEPierce]

folks the reason dead guys have the best theology is because they don't sin anymore. makes u think