Landon Lacey

Early Intervention Speech-Language Pathologist, Jewelry Designer, Yogi

[Landon Lacey @LandonLacey]

Unbelievable #BlackLivesMattters

https://t.co/b1Znco5l3X

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

Good lord this video. Like a thoroughbred making a late break in a horse race

[Abbott @AbbottNews]

BREAKING: We’re launching a test that can detect COVID-19 in as little as 5 minutes—bringing rapid testing to the frontlines. https://t.co/LqnRpPpqMM

[Landon Lacey @LandonLacey]

All of my favorite news stories start with “Florida man”

[Ramsey Wehbe @ramseywehbemd]

Oh goodness...have we learned nothing?!😧

Geography used as a surrogate for pesticide exposure.

So....many....confounders

@bmj_latest

#wehavealreadymadethismistake

[Landon Lacey @LandonLacey]

@__JustTina_ Ash Wednesday

[Landon Lacey @LandonLacey]

@jimmyeatworld Clarity is my favorite album ever :) thanks for your music! Come back to Chicago!

[Landon Lacey @LandonLacey]

@Uber_Support @elisabethholby Hope they helped you out!

[Landon Lacey @LandonLacey]

@Milliestopshate Yes! Welcome back!

[Landon Lacey @LandonLacey]

@realDonaldTrump Oh god it’s too late to pander to educated women right before the midterms. We know you’re a creep.

[Landon Lacey @LandonLacey]

@realDonaldTrump On that note, we should castrate rapists.

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

"If you’re going to be a Supreme Court Justice ... it shouldn't matter what questions you have to answer in your job interview, you keep it together," Alexis Ohanian wrote on Twitter. https://t.co/ZBOMorRijs

[Landon Lacey @LandonLacey]

The rest of the airport may have crap employees, but flight attendants are saints @AmericanAir

[Landon Lacey @LandonLacey]

@sherilynch Well holy shit. We get encouraged by men to dress one way, and then accused when we do. Let’s blame the people who exhibit violent behaviors and can’t keep their dicks in their pants. I should be able to walk down 5th Ave naked and not be the one to blame if I get raped.

[Landon Lacey @LandonLacey]

When you’re stoked your @Uber driver has 5.0 stars because you’re in a hurry to the airport, but then she says you’re her first ride ever.

[Landon Lacey @LandonLacey]

@realDonaldTrump We took a page from the tea party playbook #Garland

[Jason Ritter 🦋 @JasonRitter]

So cool how grief is just like “ok, that’s enough, I’ll leave you alone, I understand that sobbing forever isn’t a realistic life plan” and then years later you see or read something and it’s like “PSYCH I never left, have fun bursting into tears for the rest of the day, hahaha”

[Landon Lacey @LandonLacey]

They looked at me like I was an alcoholic when I asked if it tastes like bourbon. I thought a donut shop would be a #judgementfreezone

[Landon Lacey @LandonLacey]

When they change up the Spotify station at your usual coffee spot

[Landon Lacey @LandonLacey]

I should not buy stock when hungry. Nathan’s Hot Dogs were a poor investment. #fail #financialadvisorneeded #hangry