Mike Landymore

Husband, dad, granddad. Gardening, woodworking and hoping to improve my community for all of my/our grandkids.

[Mike Landymore @LandymoreMike]

My spidey senses tell me Twitter is about to take a nosedive. It’s already a money grab. Signing off. Ta-ta.

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@KDuffySr @POTUS What’s your point, K-e-n-n-y? If you have one, state it and then support it with facts. Otherwise, you’re just bloviating.

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@rajihammr @gtconway3d And they sit 15-20 deep in the Drive-Thru line at Dunkin Donuts just burning up their crazy precious gas. Insane.

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@griffithenergy FYI, your telephone system is AWFUL. I’ve called 4 times over last 2 days. I’ve pressed “1” for Customer Service—and then the phone rings endlessly. BRING BACK “PAT” IN EDGEWATER, SHE ANSWERED BEFORE THE 3RD RING.

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@Orioles @masnOrioles To Ben McDonald: is it hard to find a barber who will do a flat top?

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@GovRonDeSantis Quick question for you. How many rescue volunteers asked if they were going into a Red or Blue neighborhood? Or refused to serve either? I bet it never happened. Have you learned anything? @lutheranworld @Presbyterian @iamepiscopalian

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@AnnNonimouse @DGComedy Why do you assume that to be the case?

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@JoyceWhiteVance His cheek bone?

I love 99% of your tweets. I hate these cryptic musings that really say nothing. Why bother?

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@mikebarnicle And have Texans realized that they embrace such a giant pantywaist that he allowed another man to savage his wife in the public forum? I would have thought that Texans would expect a man to defend his wife! All hat, no cattle?

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@mikebarnicle Agreed. Ted Cruz, previously known as Raphael Edward Cruz, is a leading contender for the crown of King Asshole. I always thought Texans were tough, independent, boot-strap kind of people. How do they keep choosing this pantywaist who abandons his constituents. He’s awful.

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@Allstate Thank You, “Mayhem, like me” is back!

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@neal_katyal This is so good to see/hear. To cancel out the crap that too many people fall prey to.

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👇👇👇 Under Trump, Putin had his own personal geisha. By funding and arming Zelensky’s forces, Biden is showing Putin how 3rd world Russia really is. @nytimes @washingtonpost @msnbc

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👇👇👇 Yes, because Republican “leaders” never took this seriously. Led by Cheetoh45, they kept downplaying it as a nothing burger. Their ignorance/arrogance led to huge nbrs of unnecessary US deaths. And now annual boosters too. Rs are lost/useless. @GOP @SenateGOP

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@Jezebel I trust the science but I’d really like to know the context in which his comment was made. E.g., “There are great benefits to incest so long as it’s no closer than 2nd cousins”. I think Oz is an opportunistic pig. But is he a creep too. @GOP @NRA @steelers

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@chefjoelb @gtconway3d …or maybe his gut is just too big to counterbalance???

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👇👇👇Right😂. Is this his 7th or 8th explanation? Hard to keep track. How do you know that Cheetoh45 is lying? His lips are moving. Such a Loser. @nytimes @washingtonpost @MSNBC @TheBeatWithAri @maddow @NicolleDWallace

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Giuliani is going to flip like Simone Biles. I hope he can stick his landing, right in Trump’s back. And I wonder how the Russian judge will score his performance. @foxnewspolitics @seanhannity @IngrahamAngle @kilmeade

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@realwallytrump @natsechobbyist Thank you for your mansplanation.

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@curnel_michael @samtparry @MayoIsSpicyy @SenatorSinema You’re relying on what passed for meteorological science and data analysis, back in 1880, to reach your conclusion? Back when fuzzy caterpillars were used to predict the severity of winter weather? Get serious.