Òlivièr Làndiè

Who the fuck is Òlivièr Làndiè?! Is that some kind of medication? - Jose Mourinho

[Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו @netanyahu]

What's next? A UNESCO decision denying the connection between peanut butter and jelly? Batman and Robin? Rock and roll?

[Arsenal Employee @ArsenalEmployee]

Today I am no long going to be a burden to Mr Wenger and Arsenal Football Club

[Òlivièr Làndiè @LandysEleven]

'We hope to have a charity exhibition match in what will be @LandysEleven last game' #champions

[Òlivièr Làndiè @LandysEleven]

Manager - 'a huge congratulations to @MaccabiSellyOak its always nice to have the jews dominating and winning against all other opposition'

[Òlivièr Làndiè @LandysEleven]

We have grounds to suspect that @DanielHarry311 paid off the official ref. So we as a club will still claim unbeaten against Selly Oak

[Òlivièr Làndiè @LandysEleven]

The club will be making an official complaint to the league due to being cheated out of the game last week...

[Òlivièr Làndiè @LandysEleven]

There will be no guard of honour for @MaccabiSellyOak league win from Landy's XI...

[Òlivièr Làndiè @LandysEleven]

Good luck @MaccabiSellyOak ! #itshouldhavebeenus #offside

[Òlivièr Làndiè @LandysEleven]

BREAKING: @BudweiserUK to accept footage of @gideonsamgale's disallowed goal vs @MaccabiSellyOak into the Budweiser Dream Goal Competition.

[Òlivièr Làndiè @LandysEleven]

BREAKING: Statement from #LXI Chairman @B_nlewis, and player @jackmargolis30: "the Club does not recognise today's result." More to follow.

[Òlivièr Làndiè @LandysEleven]

BUILDUP: Coverage begins on Facebook LIVE 5 mins before kickoff. MaTch commentators: @louiefisher4 and @Naj_Tilley3 #LXILive #JSOCDerby

[Òlivièr Làndiè @LandysEleven]

@MaccabiSellyOak BREAKING: shabbos?

[Òlivièr Làndiè @LandysEleven]

BREAKING: #LXIFC are pleased to announce that this afternoon's #JSOCDerby will be screened live via Naji Tilley on Facebook, Hashem willing

[Òlivièr Làndiè @LandysEleven]

@louiefisher4 wanna be a pundit/co-commentator

[Òlivièr Làndiè @LandysEleven]

@louiefisher4 I have a shit load of data!

[Òlivièr Làndiè @LandysEleven]

@louiefisher4 same. Wait am checking with EE as apparently I have a massive data limit #thanksmum

[Òlivièr Làndiè @LandysEleven]

@louiefisher4 if only EE would make a temporary exception to our data allowance

[Òlivièr Làndiè @LandysEleven]

COVERAGE: anybody wishing to be a pundit for 5 mins prior to kick-off for a live Match Preview please get in touch #LXILive #JSOCDerby

[Òlivièr Làndiè @LandysEleven]

COVERAGE: Live streams via Facebook of all the key action from this afternoon, and of any penalty shootout that follows #LXILive #JSOCDerby