Lane Haeger

livin' the dream

[Big Tom Callahan🇺🇸 @CallahanAutoCo]

I’ve seen it a hundred times…

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

Every day I get closer to buying the temu dirt bike

[(Not) Art Rooney II @OldManRooney]

I hope Amazon can get a mic closer to that banging aluminum sound from the stands.

[Steak F @steaakfriend]

Dad tell me about the Jameis Winston snow game.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

Mike McCarthy ladies & gentleman

[Dan Rogers @DannyPhantom24]

Four games into the season and Jalen Hurts has more fumbles than he does touchdown passes. Eagles fans were right. He is a gamechanger.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

hope you enjoyed establishing it Mike McCarthy

RB run on 1st
RB run on 2nd
ensure you're in 3rd & medium
punt

[Lane Haeger @LaneHaeger]

@SharpFootball Wentz

[Jake Knows Ball 🐻⬇️ @_JakeKnowsBall_]

Perfect example of why spoiled franchises across all sports don’t deserve to win. I’ve celebrated first downs harder than this.

[🆎 @theABinKC]

jerry jones from his suite to mccarthy when the game is over

[Brice Paterik @BricePaterik]

Nobody hates the Cowboys more than lifelong millennial Cowboys fans who’ve never experienced the joy of being good but have been hated on their entire lives.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

Mike McCarthy explaining the loss in his post game press conference

[GeoffinLincoln @GeoffinLincoln]

Me: The NFL playoffs are on Peacock?! I’m not paying for that.

Wife: We already have it.

Me:

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Youth sports coaches giving a nickname to the fattest kid on the team

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

you know the state of NFL officiating is down bad when they have a guy in NYC on standby ready to criticize the ESPN ref expert if he criticizes the actual ref

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

Jerry Jones can be get mad all he wants, but at the end of the day, look at the COACHES he hired since the Jimmy Johnson/Barry Switzer years:

Chan Gailey
Dave Campo
62-yr old Bill Parcells out of a 3-yr retirement
60-yr old Wade Phillips
Jason Garrett
57-yr old Mike McCarthy