Neill Lang

Either write something worth reading, or do something worth writing - Benjamin Franklin.

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

EUROPA LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!!!

[Neill Lang @Langas_07]

@SubwayTakes The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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@xAlexTHFC The beginning of the end of the Mourinho era.

Had we won, I wonder if it would have prevented the decline that followed, or if that was inevitable with Mourinho.

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Yesterday I learnt that the lyrics to DJ Snake's 'Lean On' are in fact "blow a kiss, fire a gun" and not "focus, fire a gun" and now I am questioning everything I thought I knew about the universe.

[Mozza | Derek 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @MozzaRobertson]

Dumbarton just conceded this goal to Forfar. 😂😂😂

Welcome back L1 & L2! #ScottishFootball

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Why is it inevitable that those obnoxious people who play music obscenely loudly at 2AM invariably have the worst taste in music?

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To put into perspective how stressful my drive home was, I just filled up my car's 45 litre tank with 45,69 litres of petrol.

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@IanFraser04 @AllyTheIronic What does this mean for my recommendation of The Haunting of Hill House?

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On the eve of my final day of work for the year my watch stopped working.

Evidently the universe is trying to send me a message.

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@SarveshBalkaran @MelindaTaub Bladerunner 2049 is a masterpiece.

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I'm clearly suffering from serious football withdrawals because I just watched the entirety of @RyanSessegnon & @Michailantonio's FIFA match and found it genuinely entertaining.

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@Willows1204 Footage from that game.

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@Willows1204 Clearly each team plays one half split into 15 minute segments held across 3 days.

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@Willows1204 @sportbible Timeless. I consider my summer-league goal to be my Elmander moment.

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This is absolutely heartbreaking.
https://t.co/IcA3EHtqy3

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Club statement

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@niallmarinus Don't do it. My generic charger lasted less than a year & then literally caught fire.

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This is excellent: