Jonathan Langley

#Winning #ButAlsoNot actor, dancer, writer | SAG-AFTRA | BMG Talent | Author of "Before LA Kills You"

[Jonathan Langley @LangleyJonathan]

My book is here! #BeforeLAKillsYou is for artists (and anyone!) thinking about #movingtoLA. Its tips, warnings & stories will save you time & money on the path to your dreams!
$10/$9 on Amazon/Kindle, link in bio.

[Jonathan Langley @LangleyJonathan]

If your #Wordle opener isn't THANE, did you even have a theatre degree?

[Jonathan Langley @LangleyJonathan]

Theory I'm testing:
Women can throw out undies bc, like, most of the time y do u even need it?
Men can't part w holey underwear bc it spent its *life* protecting and comforting our most vulnerable selves. Like a good dad and mom. So don't ASK me to THROW OUT GOOD PARENTS, BABE!

[Jonathan Langley @LangleyJonathan]

Ok this is *loco*. The lemon seeds were germinating INSIDE the lemon!

[Jonathan Langley @LangleyJonathan]

@NICKWALSH 😆😆😆

[Jonathan Langley @LangleyJonathan]

Finally got around to a browser tab I’ve had open since August…

…of 2021.

So exactly what kind of professional do I need help from? 😬🧐

[Jonathan Langley @LangleyJonathan]

@AudreyHelpsAct Did he basically just say “Don’t forget your towel”?

[Uncle Deadly @unclebydeadly]

In this business that we call show, an actor is only as good as their last performance – so whether you're performing in the shower or at Carnegie, deliver your best work! And always towel off afterwards.

[Jonathan Langley @LangleyJonathan]

Wow, #MoviePass is really gonna email me like no time has passed?

[Jonathan Langley @LangleyJonathan]

@helloiamGio Yes. It's quite the sore subject for some American actors. 😒 haha

[Jonathan Langley @LangleyJonathan]

Holy Spirit: “People, people, activate. Love your neighbor, activate. Help the helpless, activate…”

[Jonathan Langley @LangleyJonathan]

So the assistant is gonna be virtual *and* live? 🤔
#idunno…

[Jonathan Langley @LangleyJonathan]

And so the proposal in between was… just for me, then? 🤔😏😆

[April Lam. @AprilHLam]

He asked me if I wanted my own set of keys, and my stomach dropped all the way to the floor. The last time I felt like that was the time he asked me to be his girlfriend. @LangleyJonathan 😘

[Jonathan Langley @LangleyJonathan]

@mrtimlong Just re-listened to your On the Page w/Pilar episode. I have a script I developed in her class about a 2000s late-nite staff, but having trouble researching the BTS of a late-nite show. Could u point me to a couple resources? Plz n thx!

[Jonathan Langley @LangleyJonathan]

@jtimberlake Bro, not even half-way thru #Palmer and I needed to stop and tell you how good you are in this. 💯

[Jonathan Langley @LangleyJonathan]

So the Trojans recalled Clay Helton...

[Jonathan Langley @LangleyJonathan]

Just excitedly fed a gnat to my venus flytrap.

So now I'm weirder than the 6th grade boy who feeds a mouse to his snake in front of his friends.

[Jonathan Langley @LangleyJonathan]

No one:

Mac's reminders:

[Jonathan Langley @LangleyJonathan]

Be kind.

You don’t know how many loads of laundry that person had to slave over earlier today because s/he had been putting it off and now s/he is exhausted and it’s not even 2pm.

[Jonathan Langley @LangleyJonathan]

@onthepage Happy birthday to OTP! 🥳 Thankful for you!

[Jonathan Langley @LangleyJonathan]

@RachealSarah3 Not to be obnoxious, but I think He would disagree. #bible lol

[Jonathan Langley @LangleyJonathan]

@RachealSarah3 Was your student like "what's dateline"?