Alana K

I'm a #bodypositive cheese curd and a #hugger.
And I still can't believe this is happening.

[Alana K @LanniMK]

Shout out to @SarahMillican75 for getting me thru lately. The laughter she brings gets me thru the dark days & she is representation I need. As a fellow PCOS & IBS girly thank you for being so open about your struggles & bringing a smile to my face. I'd love to meet you one day❤️

[Alana K @LanniMK]

I'm about one minor inconvenience away from selling my noods on the internet. Jk I'm there already dm me

[Alana K @LanniMK]

If you love bands buy their albums and actually support them 👏🏻

[SKERRYVORE @SKERRYVORE]

Did you know? You would need to stream our new album over 10,000 times on Spotify to count for 1 single sale in the charts!🤯

So please, do keep streaming our music. BUT if you can preorder a physical copy/download that really helps out wee guys like us. https://t.co/Mw1tjRdneA

[Alana K @LanniMK]

Shout out to the security guard at @LewisCapaldi tonight in Chicago who helped me when I had a major panic attack. He's the real mvp

[d20 bot @dimension20bot]

It's Gorgug. Keep going.

[Alana K @LanniMK]

@Hertz Just DMd you

[Alana K @LanniMK]

@Hertz could your customer service maybe not hang up as I am trying to ask them questions maybe? No one bothered to inform me I was at the maximum extension for my rental so when I'm trying to ask how I can make this work so I don't lose my job I'd prefer they didn't hang up

[Alana K @LanniMK]

@SesameErnie I had to double check this tweet wasn't from John Green. Still not convinced.

[Alana K @LanniMK]

Did we figure out where they filmed the applebee's scenes for @johngreen 's turtles movie and go to Cinci from Wisco just so we could go exist where Aza and Daisy went for their burger dates? Yes. Yes we did. It was entirely worth it. Not pictured: me crying into my Dr P with joy

[d20 bot @dimension20bot]

Your highness, my thighs are weapons.

[d20 bot @dimension20bot]

I send her a selfie of me with the fire and I'm like 'Just finishing up here. On the way. How you doing? Never mind. I'll see you in a sec.'

[Alana K @LanniMK]

@RC_Cola_Fan I like this a lot

[Alana K @LanniMK]

When you order @KwikTrip delivery for lunch and they only bring 1 out of 4 items <<<<< 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[Alana K @LanniMK]

@CoraJadeWWE It's the cocky egotistical tweet with your "starve the ego" tat for me

[Alana K @LanniMK]

@KwikTrip The reaction I can handle, it's the use of the Gordon Ramsey gif that hurts the most. Still love you tho. See you for f'real friday..

[Alana K @LanniMK]

Someone told me if I love @KwikTrip so much maybe I should marry it and I'm not saying that I want that but... KT you have my phone number... call whenever you like 😜

[Alana K @LanniMK]

@TeamEveMyles Happy birthday! 🥳

[Icona @iconawrites]

Instead of calling your house “cluttered”, you can call it “studio Ghibli-inspired”.

[Vsauce @tweetsauce]

She's a 10 but she's √-100 so she's complex and imaginary.

[d20 bot @dimension20bot]

You know how much yeast you need to make an entire loaf rise? Just a little pinch, and I can be that little pinch.