Laraaa💕

[Laraaa💕 @Laraaasky]

Stop claiming yourself as bad girl, you are just mannerless, sit down.

[🦋Queen Primis🌹 @Queen_primis]

What’s the most awkward conversation couples should have about s€x but rarely do?

[DG888 @dagreat888]

Wait but this shi is lowk smart💔

[steph @steph0pa]

Boyfriend: "I can't make your birthday dinner tonight. Emergency meeting at work."
Girlfriend: "An emergency meeting at 8 PM on a Saturday?"
Boyfriend: "Babe, I'm trying to get this promotion for us. Don't start."
Girlfriend: "You've missed three dates this month for 'work'."
Boyfriend: "I work hard so I can take care of you. Why are you being selfish?"
Girlfriend: "It's not about money. You haven't looked me in the eye all week."
Boyfriend: "I'm stressed! Just go to the restaurant with your friends. I'll pay the bill."
Girlfriend: "The reservation was for two at Eko Hotel."
Boyfriend: "Cancel it then! I have to go, my phone is dying."
Her best friend, sitting across from her at the salon, leaned over with a calm smile.

[maruk12 @maruk121]

Finally found the Gen Z video
A thread 🎥👇

[Jainal Momin @JainalMomin]

Hey @grok, ONE villain gets control of Earth. Who would be the biggest threat?

[Harlo @CFCHarlo]

Hey @grok, who is the real goat?

[N𝕖𝕙𝕕𝕦𝕞 @onlyCFrancisco]

My best friend asked me if I would donate my spérm so she could have a baby through a surrogate

And the worst part?

I’ve been secretly in love with her for years.

We’ve been best friends for almost a decade. She’s always been the person I could call at 2AM., the person I told everything to, and the person I was too afraid to tell how I really felt.

A few weeks ago, she told me she wanted to become a mother through surrogacy.

Then she asked:

“Would you be my spérm donor?”

I was speechless.

She said she trusted me more than anyone and wanted her child to have someone she knew as the biological father.

[Mimosa @Mimosa_sxn]

Moment besties never forgets
A full 🎥👇

[🫧🦋 @tracey09_]

Oh so, men don’t think consciousness is required for consent.
LADIES IF YOU SEE A MAN NAPPING HIS WALLET IS YOURS.

He doesn’t need to be awake to say yes!

[Maymies @Tringers__]

Well I guess your in-law is not the only talented person

[𝐓𝐎𝐁𝐈 @_0mobanke]

One thing I’ve come to notice about American celebrities is how much they seems to love beach holidays. 😂🏖️
Whenever summer comes around and they get a little break from work, somehow we start seeing them on yachts, by the ocean, at beach clubs or simply enjoying the sun.

[Nathan Matheus @nathanmatheuszv]

Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly were NOT beating the chemistry allegations at the Billboard Music Awards 😳❤️‍🔥

The kisses, the touching, the way they looked at each other… 👀 They genuinely looked like they were counting down the minutes until they could leave and have each other all to themselves. 😭🔥

Megan Fox x MGK are something else. 🥵❤️‍🔥

#MeganFox #MGK #MachineGunKelly #BillboardMusicAwards

[zinny storyvault @Annygist]

I need 5 seconds to understand this unimaginable 😂😂😂

[Shee @Its_shee_]

Bro was aiming for that Yamal haircut 💇‍♂️😂

[$Layyen @Layyenne]

Because printing more money doesn’t create more wealth.
If there’s $10 in the economy and the government prints another $10, congratulations, you now have $20 chasing the same items.

Prices go up, your $1 starts behaving like 50¢, and you still end up paying for the money they printed. CRAZY I KNOW😅

[Hinato @opsylojay1]

For three years, my friend refused to listen to his dad's last voicemail.

He kept saying he wasn't ready.

Then one night, after a few drinks, he finally hit play.

We were all braced for this big, cinematic final goodbye. Something heavy and emotional.

But that's not what it was.

His dad just said, "Hey buddy, your mom thinks I don't know you failed chemistry."

He paused.

[𝐁𝐈𝐆𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐆𖤐🎆 @BiigBvngz]

Bro can sense and smell beauty

[𝐁𝐈𝐆𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐆𖤐🎆 @BiigBvngz]

Sometimes peace is not an option

[$Layyen @Layyenne]

THE AUDACITY!!!

[Chikky @chickyxime]

A Gen Z employee noticed her manager kept scheduling meetings during her lunch break.

At first, she ignored it.

Then one day, she brought her food into the meeting and started eating while he talked.

He stopped mid-sentence.

“Are you seriously eating right now?”

She looked at him and said, “You scheduled this during my lunch.”