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[graham starr @GrahamStarr]

William Shatner on his Blue Origin flight to space: "It was among the strongest feelings of grief I have ever encountered." https://t.co/CI1WDV17oe

[La A R Y @Laraarr]

is there a running list of BDK movie ratings?? @KevinMcCarthyTV

[Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @Chasten]

We get it, Senator Cornyn; you're still mad at gay marriage for taking away none of your rights.

[La A R Y @Laraarr]

@JeffreyPSchultz @DanielBunnJr fine as frog hair!

[La A R Y @Laraarr]

@hilly519 @jacquelynfisher @DanielBunnJr oh god, real potato bugs (jerusalem crickets) are horrifying

[Dave @lildickytweets]

retweet if you want a season 3

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

One reason I still have trouble believing crypto currency is money is that there aren’t commercials for money.

[Dak Bs, Ms, PEng, PhD, JD, PsyD, DNP, MD @DakDeMarco]

Inflation is when 50 cent gains weight

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

Ohhhh shit!! That will leave a mark on they body and soul! @TeamUSA

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

slapping “all my best” at the bottom of an email

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Then they sat in the shade of a large tree and ate their chocolate ice cream cones together.

[Sharjil Rasool @sharjilrasool]

dolly parton funding new masks called worKN95

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up, he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”

“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”

[La A R Y @Laraarr]

@nej1a guys are pretty basic

[FellaStan Stans Falastin @MustGetShawarma]

@joshcarlosjosh I wish this tweet had never come to me.

[David Ulevitch 🇺🇸 @davidu]

People who don’t live in SF have trouble believing what they read about the city. So maybe some photos will help. Thread 🧵 👇

[La A R Y @Laraarr]

@scaslow who knew 1995 was the golden year of film??

[Miguel Wattson TNAQ @EelectricMiguel]

SNAP!!

[Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake]

"Friends" but all the characters are owls and change the line in the theme song to "Owl be there for yooouu..." and then it's just 21 minutes of owl footage. HELL YES.