Larah

I want to be the Queen of the World for one day. Just one day.

[Larah @LarahMorgana]

@TheRickWilson Yes!!!!

[Larah @LarahMorgana]

@ThatEricAlper Justin. And he does cross my mind quite often.

[Phoitier 🏁🐍🌹🌹 @MphoAK]

HOW DID THAT BOIE GET UP???? 😲

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

Support @USPS! Thanks for your leadership on this, @RepJoeNeguse.

[Simon Romero @viaSimonRomero]

I've covered violent street protests in Caracas & Rio. Never felt as threatened as last night in Albuquerque

At one point an armed militia member taunted me for working at the NYT. No police were in sight. Why did authorities cede control of the scene to extremist gunmen?

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

@realDonaldTrump And 40 millions Americans are unemployed.

[Larah @LarahMorgana]

@JimClarey @mmpadellan @realDonaldTrump Mine also.

[JC @JimClarey]

@mmpadellan @realDonaldTrump Best President of my lifetime.

[Larah @LarahMorgana]

@mdnij34 Absolutely. Not four years or six. I think 15 years is a nice little number. 15 years and they're out.

[Larah @LarahMorgana]

@WmDeanFrench I've read at least a dozen books about the attacks of 9-11. Every book made the same point - NYC firefighters hated NYC cops.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

pretty unfair of us to expect the guy who doesn't understand how science works or how campaign finance law works or how not cheating on your wife works or how running a casino works or how closing a fucking umbrella for fuck's sake works to suddenly understand how ramps work

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

this week in toxic masculinity: Shuffles the Clown can't get a water glass to his mouth, a US Senator is challenging a critic to fight a half-dressed degenerate wrestling coach, and your average gun fetishist can't go shopping without a grenade launcher strapped across his back

[Larah @LarahMorgana]

@dougslaton @Elizasoul80 @EagleWheelBike I actually laughed so hard I choked when I read this. Honest.

[proveit2me @proveit2me]

@Elizasoul80 @TheRickWilson #cruzbeefs:
The cast of Hamilton vs. Chuck Grassley
in a MMA cage match

Chrissie Tiegan vs Jonie Ernst jousting tounament

Robert DeNiro vs John Cornyn winner takes all "Yo mama so ugly" rap battle

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

COVID has now killed more Americans than WW1, but that's only if you believe WW1 happened, and it wasn't just routine seasonal trench warfare

[Larah @LarahMorgana]

@Frontlineplusus I bought Frontline Plus for my dog last week (cost $40). I may as well have prayed for divine intervention to get rid of fleas. Your product is useless and I will not buy it again. What a rip-off.