Lara Matthews

Dreamer • Writer • Semi Professional Plate Spinner • Mother of Dragons (well, boys)

[Gareth Wild @GarethWild]

The new Centre Parcs advert is wild 😮

[Lara Matthews @LarasTheme1]

@RachelFoote_ @NoContextBrits Blast from the past! Used to love it, those were the days!!

[Shoes on Theatre @ShoesonTheatre]

🎉 WE’RE IN THE FINAL 5! 🤩 💫

We CANNOT believe it, we’ve made it to the final five for Best Children’s Business in Hampshire & IOW! ⬇️

https://t.co/6tAmKAiDs1
🌟 Children’s Business 🌟

⬆️ 🙏🏼 Please vote for us and spread the word as we’d be absolutely chuffed to win!

[Dearbhail McDonald @DearbhailDibs]

If it’s too unsafe for women to walk alone, day or night, the problem is not women

[Lara Matthews @LarasTheme1]

@RachelFoote_ That and the celebs who didn’t need to be there. Would much have preferred a full cast of West End talent 🎭

[C. Robert Cargill @Massawyrm]

I didn't make my first dollar writing until I was 30. I didn't sell my first novel or screenplay until I was 35. Many of you hadn't even heard of anything I'd written until I was over 40.

You have time. There is no expiration date on writers.

[Lucy Griffiths @LucyGriff76]

Just because your child qualifies for a key-worker place doesn’t mean you should take it. Please only use your school IF there is NO OTHER OPTION. #homeschooling

[Lara Matthews @LarasTheme1]

@RachelFoote_ Classic mum typo! I think I’ll be disappointed now if there is no Tina in Bridgerton with a life long dream of opening a burger van!

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of every Christmas Day, even this one, is the beautiful ‘confelicity’: joy in the happiness of others.

I hope you get to feel some confelicity today, if only from afar.

Merry Christmas.

[Toddington @HXValley]

"You, boy, what tier is this?"

[Shoes on Theatre @ShoesonTheatre]

“When all the world is a hopeless jumble and the raindrops tumble all around...” 🌈 This weekend has been the absolute highlight of 2020 for us. Our students have outdone themselves 👏🎭 #theshowmustgoon #theatre

[Lara Matthews @LarasTheme1]

@RachelFoote_ @eliistender10 It really would. So long as no one else is there!

[Lara Matthews @LarasTheme1]

@RachelFoote_ @sixthemusical Did you??

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

I'm not allowed to see my mum so I'm going to visit Dominic Cummings parents in Durham instead.
Apparently that's fine

[Lara Matthews @LarasTheme1]

@RachelFoote_ What did your note say??

[British Vogue @BritishVogue]

"I want my mum. I’m 36 years old and I have a dog and gainful employment and even remember which day to take out the bins and still my overriding feeling during the coronavirus crisis is one of desperately needing my parents." writes @bellamackie. https://t.co/EXlXMrbmqH

[Lara Matthews @LarasTheme1]

@RachelFoote_ Is her name Lara??

[Lara Matthews @LarasTheme1]

@RachelFoote_ Don’t get too cocky though, you haven’t done my quiz yet!