Lard of Dorkness

1st LardFDorkness account banned for gettin' sassy at Foreign Minister Lavrov. I like funny stuff, sports & science

[Lard of Dorkness @LardFDorkness2]

@larisamlbrown 🎶 I am the very model of a dead Major-General,
I've war-crimed, raped, and pillaged like a goddamn savage animal,
My body blown to bits, you'd be surprised how very flammable,
History will judge me and condemn me categorical;🎶

https://t.co/ZLjDF7TF6B

[Larisa Brown @larisamlbrown]

Western officials confirm a third Russian major general has been killed in fighting in Ukraine

[Lard of Dorkness @LardFDorkness2]

@RadioFreeTom 50 is shorts weather where I am

https://t.co/CcRocpwQ4a

[Lard of Dorkness @LardFDorkness2]

@warriors eep

https://t.co/6dM4l9hDIW

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

Final

[Lard of Dorkness @LardFDorkness2]

@RadioFreeTom Happy Day After Your Birthday, Tom! So happy you got to meet some of The Tubes!!

[Lard of Dorkness @LardFDorkness2]

@MollyJongFast Spoiler Alert: Republicans are the Egyptians in this "Red Sea moment"

https://t.co/1vMDIBYhsV

[Right Wing Watch @RightWingWatch]

Mike Johnson told a gathering of Christian nationalists last night that weeks before he became House Speaker, "the Lord told me very clearly" to prepare to become a "Moses" who will lead the nation through a "Red Sea moment." https://t.co/DDsoZOcNC6

[Lard of Dorkness @LardFDorkness2]

@BrianKarem But they don't believe in religious freedom. They want a One Party fascist theocracy where everybody other than them is relentlessly targeted at best, illegal at worst.

https://t.co/7T5s3QYT6c

[Rep. Jamie Raskin @RepRaskin]

The Framers taught us that the biggest threat to religious freedom comes from theocrats who try to establish their own sect over everyone else.
That’s why we have two religion clauses in the First Amendment.

[Lard of Dorkness @LardFDorkness2]

@BecketAdams America is a merciless, unrepenting hellhole. Only here could The Diary of Anne Frank get banned from libraries while librarians are telling Jews in a library to "hide in the attic".

[Lard of Dorkness @LardFDorkness2]

@ClaudetteGGibs1 @realist_brutal If it was white kids from Norway, they would vote it legal and expand the program.

https://t.co/MVlx3xpPUg

[Nurses Against Dick Pics. 🪷🇺🇦 @ClaudetteGGibs1]

Jesus, a Federal judge just ruled that DACA is illegal.

[Lard of Dorkness @LardFDorkness2]

@curiosityonx Honestly? People. Every last one of us. Leave the planet for the trees and animals so at least it livable & looks nice when the aliens finally arrive.

https://t.co/yAK9HWz6cM

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

What would it be?
Be honest.

[Lard of Dorkness @LardFDorkness2]

@KoonsKarl @FmRebecca @SpeakerMcCarthy Not to mention all the Chinese Trademarks Ivanka got just after Trump met with Xi.

https://t.co/WMOpAKoyR0

[Lard of Dorkness @LardFDorkness2]

@WUTangKids Stand back and stand by...for 22 years

https://t.co/Vmdqc08sEX

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

FAFO is beautiful and I love it for these proud losers

[Lard of Dorkness @LardFDorkness2]

@FoxNews @JudgeJeanine If Dems were smart they'd simply air the first minute of this as an ad. But they won't because Dems gonna Dem. So many lost opportunities.

https://t.co/klXqHYu1yv

[Fox News @FoxNews]

.@JudgeJeanine: "We can not have a country led by a president subject to ongoing criminal investigations."

[Lard of Dorkness @LardFDorkness2]

@keithboykin Have you tried turning him off and on again?

https://t.co/LaK7xfn3cm

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell froze again today in public, this time when asked by a reporter in Kentucky if he planned to run for re-election in 2026.

Re-election? He’s 81. This feels like elder abuse to keep him in office. Let him retire.

[Lard of Dorkness @LardFDorkness2]

I'm a little late to the party but I don't understand the rebranding here. The brand itself was where the value was in this app. The logo, the fact that 'tweet' and 'tweeting' were verbs. What are people going to do now, 'X' about it? Total disaster from the branding perspective.

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

Trump attacks CNN. Cesar Sayoc sends pipe bombs to CNN.

Trump attacks BLM. Kyle Rittenhouse kills two BLM protesters.

Trump attacks Michigan governor. Men try to kidnap her.

Trump posts Obama’s address on Truth Social. Man arrested near Obama’s home.

[Lard of Dorkness @LardFDorkness2]

@theliamnissan @DeathMetalV She looks like Leona Helmsley in a wig but with less Botox

[Lard of Dorkness @LardFDorkness2]

@cwebbonline @raehanbobby Great job, @jack. Just a real great job putting Musk in as the successor to carry Twitter into the future. Amazing work!

https://t.co/CY76UAIomp

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

I’m wheezing 😂😂😂
It’s only day two…

Twitter’s threatening legal action against Meta, the parent company of Instagram, over its new text-based platform called Threads.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

This Supreme Court:

Six right wing politicians, masquerading as judges, gleefully imposing their politics on the country by fiat, and unremorsefully living lives of leisure subsidized by billionaires with interests before the court.

An outrageous scam.

[Lard of Dorkness @LardFDorkness2]

@SSBKlutch I totally believe this. Poole is a mouthy little bitch who would run the table in a street ball tourney but can't play defense to save his life, especially in the playoffs. Bye, little bitch!

https://t.co/8OjvYI5g2T

[⚜️SSB⚜️ @aujlaxxo]

What Jordan Poole said to Draymond Green which lead to the punch. No way this is true https://t.co/EmQLKFpOP3

[Lard of Dorkness @LardFDorkness2]

@GraceSimonson1 @1goodtern Thanks for asking! They would usually be gone in 2 or 3 days.

[Lard of Dorkness @LardFDorkness2]

@davidmweissman @realist_brutal She defected to Russia and applied for Russian citizenship last month. Totally not an op.🙄

https://t.co/liaXhh2zIV