Pat Norton

Digital strategist. Bad golfer, worse gamer, superb consumer of meat. Love Terps, Ravens, family (not necessarily in that order). Not allowed to write SQL

[Pat Norton @LargeIrish]

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[Pat Norton @LargeIrish]

@James_Caan 806-441-9098 AND 8⁸8

[Pat Norton @LargeIrish]

User profiling is getting sophisticated. I just got upgraded to Hydrox. #Android

[Under Armour @UnderArmour]

Use your imagination. #IWILL

You've seen custom...But not like this: https://t.co/E8aWWssmJq

[Pat Norton @LargeIrish]

@kcr1976 @reshmanuel @dcsportsbog Alas poor Captain 20! I knew him well.

[Pat Norton @LargeIrish]

@kcr1976 unreal. Looks like Scotty on the par 3's.

[Brian Pedaci @bpedaci]

BRITAIN: Brexit is the stupidest, most self-destructive act a country could undertake.
USA: Hold my beer.

[Pat Norton @LargeIrish]

Pitta made it through the national anthem without busting a hip. Feeling good about the season. #ravens

[Pat Norton @LargeIrish]

OH: Who needs practice swings when you have Fireball

[Surge Conference @surgecon]

The wait is over! @surgecon 2016 CFP is now open. Tell us your disaster story: https://t.co/TyuMhAHi4C

[Pat Norton @LargeIrish]

That was mildly huge #terps

[Pat Norton @LargeIrish]

Came in from shoveling. undid scarf, took gloves off and declared "This IS Ceti Alpha V!" No one got it. Sigh. #blizzard2016 #StarTrek

[Pat Norton @LargeIrish]

OH: I need to wfh tomorrow so I can make happy hour.

[Pat Norton @LargeIrish]

Sorry. Reflex action. #StarWars #HanSoloRules #SleepingOnTheCouch

[Pat Norton @LargeIrish]

"Hey Vernon, we benched Kapernick."
"Woohoo!"
"And we traded you to Peyton's team"
"Double Woohoo!"

[Pat Norton @LargeIrish]

"Hey Blaine, the job's yours."
"Woohoo!".
"And we traded Vernon."
"D'oh!"

[Pat Norton @LargeIrish]

Even Frank Reich couldn't help The U today. This is what the ancient Aztecs called a butt-kicking.

[Pat Norton @LargeIrish]

Scalability matters. But bacon also matters and Surge does bacon very well. Theo would have it no other way. #surgecon #gaylord

[lionel @LionelBarrow]

"Bird strike" is my new term for an immediate failure after launch #surgecon

[Pat Norton @LargeIrish]

Thank God. The first season of True Detective had may concerned I might actually like Matthew McConaughey, Buick solved that.