Larry Cerpas

Writer. Filmmaker. Photographer. Performer. Funny guy (sorta)

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@ryanbooth And Twitter is now the Hillsong of social media apps.

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@blakeshelton @NBCTheVoice Hey - my wife just asked, “why?” (With a sad face)

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@Kris_J *Soprano key*

[Jani THEY Cat @jani_the_cat]

blue lives matter of factly stood by.

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I’m not sure I’ll ever forgive y’all for not telling me how good @Chilis Presidente Margs are. #sohurt

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@toddowyoung https://t.co/FmOKDsktyU

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Honored to be included with Ron Weasley ❤️

[Schrödinger's Kat @DFTBCaution]

Happy Birthday to a good friend. Like, funny? Check. A good time? Check. Not that bright but a real one for sure? Double Check. I love you Ron Weasley! Maybe your birthday twin @LarryCerpas can learn a thing or two from you. Love you, Larry!! ♥️♥️

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Yo, if I watched Euphoria, I’d be really effin mad at how trash y’all are for spoiling every episode so quickly. Some of y’all deserve to get cut off like this 👇🏽

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

It’s around this time of year that I like to wish people happy new year

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As a native NYer, I been living this oxymoron my whole life: 1: I love NYC because of the people. 2: I hate NYC because of the people.

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@ryanbooth Try Eliz Digital - it’s not too far from Colorhouse.

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I wake up every morning praying that I live my day as confident as Russell Crowe was when he sang his part for Javert in Les Miserables.

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Adulthood is admitting that a #RAV4 is actually dope AF.

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@Kris_J Cop Adwoa products

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Idk who needs to hear this but a hamburger is a sandwich WITHOUT cheese and a cheeseburger is a sandwich WITH cheese. Don’t be surprised when your hamburger arrives with no cheese - ITS LITERALLY WHAT YOU ASKED FOR. #psa #yourewelcome

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Excited to use my wonderful son as an actual excuse to not buy anyone anything for Christmas this year. I was running out of excuses. I can do this from now on right?

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Shoutout to @Kris_J & @DFTBCaution for putting me onto Harry Styles. Shoutout to me for admitting it online publicly.

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One of the new lessons I’m learning in fatherhood thus far is that no matter how much coffee you drink, you already know that it’s not going to work. You can order a red eye/purple eye or black eye and you’ll still end up with closed eyes. Anyways, #cheers.

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Hey friends - friendly reminder - when you cough or sneeze, DO NOT TAKE OFF THE MASK. IT LITERALLY DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF THE MASK. #psa

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Y’all. As long as people are buying into the hype of the #Logans, they’re never going to lose the way we all *hope* they will. People are getting a lot of bread for all this and they’re gonna milk it until @MikeTyson says “enough” and rocks them so hard they lose subscribers.