Can’t tell if people who can go to a function sober and not have one drink and genuinely have fun are just superior to me and live a more fun life or are just complete psychopaths.
I’m almost certain it’s the latter but will never be sure
If College Football teams took over the world, this is what it would look like
Take your guess on who will be the last college standing. Next Thursday I'll be watching it until there's only one team left
People are busy singing Mr. Bright side with the live band at the bar… I’m off in the corner locked into impractical joker. Same animal different beasts
Staying at an old couples house tn (not sure the age, atleast 70) that I have never met before. No service, wifi is super weak. Please give me conversation topics for dinner… Do I ask about the war? I feel like asking any old white man about “the war” is a great convo started
Former #Broncos first-round pick QB Paxton Lynch became the first quarterback ever to be benched in the #NFL, #CFL, #XFL, and #USFL.
Lynch is the player #Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, “regretted and was disappointed that the #Cowboys did not trade up for, at the time, and when Jones got up the day after the draft, he ‘second-guessed the hell out of himself for not giving the three.’”
Jones also said “I probably should have overpaid here,” when talking about attempting to trade up for Lynch.
Also from the following day, “I was still mad about it,” Jones said. “Actually thought we had it done.”
I am moving in the opposite direction of a maturing adult. Everyday I wake up and think it is more and more dumb to save any money. Saving is stupid! Might fuck around and stop my 401k contribution. Green tea shots for the boys>>>>> contributing to 401k