The Donkey

Investing in people and companies....

[The Donkey @LarryFinkster]

If your going to gamble for a living please FUCKING realize your word is all you have to go on......#dontfuckitup

[The Donkey @LarryFinkster]

@NeilMac555 Congrats on you first fucking win in forever….

[The Donkey @LarryFinkster]

@NeilMac555 Great fucking call you fucking idiot!

[The Donkey @LarryFinkster]

@NeilMac555 fade this motherfucker for the World Cup and you will print money! Great call on the Swiss bet!

[The Donkey @LarryFinkster]

@NeilMac555 you literally tell everyone you are up +300 units but you are a fucking loser the last two years! Stop fucking charging people for your picks!

[The Donkey @LarryFinkster]

@NeilMac555 And if you can’t I can for you….

[The Donkey @LarryFinkster]

@NeilMac555 Can you please post your W/L record this year? Seems like it never gets posted and you only tout websites and steam chasing bullshit. Be transparent!

[The Donkey @LarryFinkster]

Hey dumb fuck I’ve said I’d book every bit of your action on about 1927363727373 occasions. Stop being a bitch……You still have my number!

[Sean Perry @seanperrywins]

Yo, you’re fat has been ass never hit me up to book me yday??? I mean I would’ve loved to fire this play at +5 into you’re goofy looking ass…the market is currently at +3 but don’t worry that doesn’t mean anything. There’s no edge there.

Anyways you still have my number, waiting for you to reach out

[The Donkey @LarryFinkster]

@NeilMac555 can we get a record recap for 2025? Do you provide this to your subscribers?

[The Donkey @LarryFinkster]

@Kalshi I get that these are two way markets & it takes time to settle markets. BUT FUCK can you get some fucking tech to help with this if you are going to offer sports markets. It shouldn’t take hours on end to settle these markets if the game has been over multiple hours? WTF?

[The Donkey @LarryFinkster]

LMFAO @Lions literally getting paid by the @NFL to throw this game away?

[The Donkey @LarryFinkster]

@Kalshi any chance you can grade my bet as a win???? Game has been over for almost a half hour now. Not sure why it’s so fucking hard??? Even @DKSportsbook can figure this part out.

[The Donkey @LarryFinkster]

Has anyone that is not affiliated with @yeet every won long term on this site. Had some really sus hands of BJ recently so just curious…..

[The Donkey @LarryFinkster]

@AZCardinals I know Conner is hurt but if you don’t put the fucking idiot on waivers tomorrow you all have no balls….

[The Donkey @LarryFinkster]

@seanperrywins You keep calling out Phil but fucking play me you dumb cuck…..

[The Donkey @LarryFinkster]

@seanperrywins Can we please play HU NLH before you go broke????

[The Donkey @LarryFinkster]

@seanperrywins You should go with a big fat cock straight in your mouth….

[The Donkey @LarryFinkster]

@CBSSports call the fucking game and quit talking about someone’s daughter. No one gives a fuck about your narratives….

[The Donkey @LarryFinkster]

Blind bet @EuropeRydercup singles tomorrow and thank me later. This US team is a fucking joke…

[The Donkey @LarryFinkster]

I’m going to have to disagree here. You make a living selling picks to people and as of this year you aren’t profitable?

I completely disagree with people texting/calking you personally but if you are gonna be that guy then be that guy and understand if people are losing money based on your takes then you gotta know this is part of the game…it shouldn’t be personal and people should understand what they are buying but being a public figure and then crying foul is somewhat cringe IMO….

[The Donkey @LarryFinkster]

@tigers can’t wait to fade this team in the @MLB playoffs.