Still pray. THIS IS NOT JESUS. He’s some guy with a fake account, tired of wanking, deflated with life, underachieving, fantasising about the women in the gym he’ll never speak to, strangely attracted to nuns
Dear God,
Larry here. Just checking in. Everything fine. Please give the coronavirus to all my new followers. I love you God. #jesusdidnotwank
Yours sincerely
Larry
Amen 🙏