Larry Morales

New Orleans Saints and LSU Tigers fan. Who Dat!!! Geaux Tigers!!!

[Larry Morales @LarryMo_WhoDat]

This is awesome! Go Braves! 🪓

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

Today, we honor the Eastern Band of Cherokee Indians on EBCI Night!

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[Larry Morales @LarryMo_WhoDat]

@SuperZeldaGirl My sworn brother Darunia.

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@KahunaCilver520 I didn’t like needing to use summons to fight. Give Zelda either a sword or a staff that shoots magic.

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@wesleytypes @DEVN1X @RockstarGames They have bot fixed the remastered trilogy. I played it maybe over a year ago. It’s not a a problem until you reach the desert in San Andreas. Major glitch on the dam mission.

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@KeezTheFlex Any social media fandom hates everything publicly. All while playing it and enjoying it privately.

It’s just the culture of an entitled generation. We didn’t do this type of crap back before social media.

I believe it has a direct effect on game sales also.

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@Delete_Xero @longearedfox So don’t look at it lol.

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@longearedfox No, I mocked you for complaining about something that has no real effect on anything about the game.

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@GameStalgiaX I started with GTA III and never noticed this. 😅

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@khaliltooshort They would if Tony was the main character.

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@WadleMason @kppeezyy @RileyDaGoat_ This tweet is so dumb that it caused a Mets fan to defend the Braves.

[Goatlave ⚜️ @goatlave2]

This single play (In a meaningless week 17 game) changed NFL history forever and the future of the Chargers, Dolphins, Saints, and Alabama.

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@MetroidTheorist Well they are easily offended, so it’s not surprising. It’s a pretty fragile generation.

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@Melda1384191 We were created thousands of years ago by a race called the Isu. We were meant to be their servants, but we rebelled and started a war.

Ultimately, they were destroyed in about 75,000 BC by a massive solar flare. We survived.

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@rocketshipalx You nailed it.

Our own people who hate it here choose to. There is nothing you can tell them to make them feel differently. Being miserable and angry at everything is abolsutely a choice.

[Rocketshipalx @rocketshipalx]

My thoughts after 3 months in the US/Texas🇺🇸:

- Americans are way more extroverted than Europeans
- Talking to strangers is normal here
- My first H-E-B trip felt like Boris Yeltsin seeing an American grocery store
- Some food is more artificial, but the amount of choices is insane
- You can still eat healthy. You just have to choose it
- High risk, high reward is real
- Way more people are entrepreneurial
- People dream bigger than in Europe, and they actually execute
- Obv not everyone is smarter, but the smart people are world-class
- Successful people here are way more down-to-earth. In Europe, successful people care about status and can be arrogant
- Cars. Enough said
- Americans have perfected artificial sweets
- There’s still more freedom here than in Europe
- One thing I didn’t expect: some Americans talk down on America
- As an outsider, that’s weird, because imo it’s still the greatest country on Earth🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Larry Morales @LarryMo_WhoDat]

@geoffkeighley Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Resynced, GTA VI, Ocarina of Time remake.

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@WorkElizab Me? I have 2 legs.

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@LeahRay44 Because the rest of the world and some of our own people believe the media.

It’s a lie. The truth is the people of this nation are great. The media glorifies the worst of humanity and ignores the best.