Larry

All opinions are my own, and most of them are bad.

[Larry @LarryTweets25]

@KaiseradlerPOTD @KILLTOPARTY Nah, PNW. Rainiers and Bings. Get those MI tart cherries outta here.

[Larry @LarryTweets25]

Never felt more like an astronaut

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Artemis II crew experiences issues with Microsoft Outlook on their way to the Moon, asks ground crew for assistance.

[Larry @LarryTweets25]

Survey says: That’s a toad! 🎣

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

Personal best. 8.9 lbs.

I already know somebody about to say they caught bigger…

That’s cool.

But was yours on camera with Kevin VanDam, Luke Bryan, Johnny Morris and Bill Dance?

I got receipts.

What’s your biggest catch?

[Larry @LarryTweets25]

USA! USA! USA!

[Larry @LarryTweets25]

@BronxBmbrz

[Larry @LarryTweets25]

The ol double wide to triple wide/double tall conversion.

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

Client has twins on the way and asked if we could add on to their current home.

We delivered!

Easy money...

[Larry @LarryTweets25]

@willdefries While the vortex was a great innovation, I would give the title of greatest innovation to Miller Lite’s other revolutionary invention, the punch top can.

[Larry @LarryTweets25]

I’ve been on the internet since the aughts, so I’ve seen some shit. And this video is one of the worst things I have ever seen on this godforsaken thing.

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

It’s a Jorts Summer!! And it’s also Will Ferrell's birthday. You know what has to be done.

[Larry @LarryTweets25]

80 degrees this early in May feels hotter than 90 degrees in June.

[Larry @LarryTweets25]

@MIKEYSAINRISTIL What the fuck man?

[Larry @LarryTweets25]

I guess you can polish a turd.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this has to be illegal

[Larry @LarryTweets25]

@TheClemReport https://t.co/YswpUHC3fr

[Larry @LarryTweets25]

@StephieSmallls Hey guy that needs a competent O Line to be successful, do you want to stay on the team that has an embarrassingly terrible O Line? Or do you want to take a giant risk and go play behind a historically great one?

[Larry @LarryTweets25]

A historically accurate Keystone bitter beer face.

[Gareth Harney @OptimoPrincipi]

An ancient marble head of a classical goddess, defaced and carved with a Christian cross around the year 500 AD, Archaeological Museum of Samos.

[Larry @LarryTweets25]

Have mercy.

[Bilbo Baggins @Jbanklestankle1]

This is the work of a madman

[Larry @LarryTweets25]

@DropAPinShow Andre 3000

[Larry @LarryTweets25]

First day back at work tomorrow since the Friday before Christmas*.

*assuming I don’t kms tonight, that is.

[Larry @LarryTweets25]

I’m not going to let some nerds tell me how to talk about sports.

[APStylebook @APStylebook]

A team losing a game is not a "disaster."
Home runs are homers, not "dingers," "jacks" or "bombs."
A player scored 10 straight points, not 10 "unanswered" points.
If a football team scores two touchdowns and the opponent doesn't come back, say it "never trailed" rather than "never looked back."
In short, avoid hackneyed words and phrases, redundancies and exaggerations.

[Larry @LarryTweets25]

@CookMwc @StupyFarts I appreciate that you are really embracing that #B1G life.

[Larry @LarryTweets25]

Has @StupyFarts seen this?

[Coach Dan Casey @CoachDanCasey]

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