Tommy Larson

sharing a dark corner of the American experiment

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@Gabe_Harrington “Another day older and deeper in dept”

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@hudsononeill15 They’re going for a “The Room” matchup, just so bad that it has to be good

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I feel like I missed the day where we were taught the difference between “a” and “an”, I’ve just been guessing my entire life

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@defnotsears911 But it meant something

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@ChuckD315 @NUCLRGOLF @mattterry45 Bodybag

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@defnotsears911 God I wish

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@defnotsears911 I’m worried about your blood pressure and the veins in your neck

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There will never be a better game of football played than when you played snow football against your friends or siblings in 7th grade. Purely Hail Marys and Flee Flickers, maybe pepper in a wildly illegal fumble-rooski. Every game ends in a fight.

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@LukeArbanas_84 I’ve heard it’s mainly all about the cool shoes they wear

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Three beers in at the bar telling anyone who will listen about recent archeological discoveries.

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@gherbalzz @Stophy25 @ChuckD315 @defnotsears911 @jameswafrican If @ChuckD315 goes live; the dogs at the turn are on me.

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Why does society say that grown adults can’t play tetherball? The unadulterated bliss of a mean tether can’t be beaten!

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Teeth whitening cigarettes, billion dollar idea. We have the technology, I’m certain of it

[Gabe @Gabe_Harrington]

There should be two Saturdays more often

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You cannot replace a Gary Bertier

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@defnotsears911 Done and done, doubt you’re limber enough to do the same

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@defnotsears911 A true conundrum

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@defnotsears911 Jealousy is a fickle mistress

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@TLarson1 No, nobody can make me bleed my own blood…nobody

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Hospitals should sell beers