While working on the beach:
Random beachgoer: “So when does the mom come back to see the hatchlings?”
Me: “Sea turtles actually don’t provide any parental care.”
Their reaction:
Liverpool won the match but it’s Semenyo’s night. 2 goals was the perfect response to the nonsense! You have my full support and respect. Shouldn’t have had to deal with that tonight man.
Dear abuser, you are no longer welcome at Anfield….