Drugs

tweets are based on a real, out-of-control teen

[Patricia Lockwood @TriciaLockwood]

my god this woman rules

[Drugs @LasDrogas]

@Middletownpress is metro really closed? :(

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

The statistical likelihood that you have personally paid for less than 27 abortions is… low. https://t.co/0dlkdroXnb

[chris @BassoonJokes]

the new healthcare plan is everybody gets 50 tylenol at birth. those are your tylenol. use them whenever or however you want.

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

i would like to take now, when people too distracted to roast me for it, to say i am really into trying new flavors of tea and jam in 2017

[elon mustard @nice_mustard]

MILLENNIAL: omg the line at starbucks is so long lol
BOOMER: a racoon died in the well & we all got ass fever. the king stole our best goat

[Drugs @LasDrogas]

Wyd after smoking this

[deg @degg]

*sucks on a titty high in the mountains* thanks bitch now return to sea level

[Kurt Eichenwald @kurteichenwald]

@vrunt They don't make tin foil anymore, dumbass. It's now all aluminum. So if you want the real thing, u have to buy it online.

[Simon @MalkyDungeon]

RT if you agree

[WesWings @Weswings]

@LasDrogas Chicken Minestrone or Tomato

[Drugs @LasDrogas]

@Weswings thanks fam ❤️

[Drugs @LasDrogas]

@Weswings Devonaire wants to know the soups for tonight please

[Drugs @LasDrogas]

What's the hashtag for the debate

[Drugs @LasDrogas]

Yikes I got way too high for this debate

[Tic Tac USA @TicTacUSA]

Tic Tac respects all women. We find the recent statements and behavior completely inappropriate and unacceptable.

[Brendon Walsh @brendonwalsh]

DUDES ONLY: Wouldn't it be cool if they made bags of 'girlfriend food' or 'wife food' like they make dog food? You just fill up their bowl!